a moderate fortune, that enabled him to retire, as
you see, to study politics, the weather, and the art
of conversation at his leisure. Mr. Bridmain,
in fact, quadragenarian bachelor as he was, felt extremely
well pleased to receive his sister in her widowhood,
and to shine in the reflected light of her beauty
and title. Every man who is not a monster, a mathematician,
or a mad philosopher, is the slave of some woman or
other. Mr. Bridmain had put his neck under the
yoke of his handsome sister, and though his soul was
a very little one—of the smallest description
indeed—he would not have ventured to call
it his own. He might be slightly recalcitrant
now and then, as is the habit of long-eared pachyderms,
under the thong of the fair Countess’s tongue;
but there seemed little probability that he would
ever get his neck loose. Still, a bachelor’s
heart is an outlying fortress that some fair enemy
may any day take either by storm or stratagem; and
there was always the possibility that Mr. Bridmain’s
first nuptials might occur before the Countess was
quite sure of her second. As it was, however,
he submitted to all his sister’s caprices, never
grumbled because her dress and her maid formed a considerable
item beyond her own little income of sixty pounds
per annum, and consented to lead with her a migratory
life, as personages on the debatable ground between
aristocracy and commonalty, instead of settling in
some spot where his five hundred a-year might have
won him the definite dignity of a parochial magnate.
The Countess had her views in choosing a quiet provincial
place like Milby. After three years of widowhood,
she had brought her feelings to contemplate giving
a successor to her lamented Czerlaski, whose fine
whiskers, fine air, and romantic fortunes had won her
heart ten years ago, when, as pretty Caroline Bridmain,
in the full bloom of five-and-twenty, she was governess
to Lady Porter’s daughters, whom he initiated
into the mysteries of the pas de bas, and the
lancers’ quadrilles. She had had seven
years of sufficiently happy matrimony with Czerlaski,
who had taken her to Paris and Germany, and introduced
her there to many of his old friends with large titles
and small fortunes. So that the fair Caroline
had had considerable experience of life, and had gathered
therefrom, not, indeed, any very ripe and comprehensive
wisdom, but much external polish, and certain practical
conclusions of a very decided kind. One of these
conclusions was, that there were things more solid
in life than fine whiskers and a title, and that, in
accepting a second husband, she would regard these
items as quite subordinate to a carriage and a settlement.
Now, she had ascertained, by tentative residences,
that the kind of bite she was angling for was difficult
to be met with at watering-places, which were already
preoccupied with abundance of angling beauties, and
were chiefly stocked with men whose whiskers might
be dyed, and whose incomes were still more problematic;