Was it autumn when the orchards are fragrant with apples,
or autumn when the oaks are brown, or autumn when the
last yellow leaves are fluttering in the chill breeze?
The young ladies in Milby would have told you that
the Miss Linnets were old maids; but the Miss Linnets
were to Miss Pratt what the apple-scented September
is to the bare, nipping days of late November.
The Miss Linnets were in that temperate zone of old-maidism,
when a woman will not say but that if a man of suitable
years and character were to offer himself, she might
be induced to tread the remainder of life’s
vale in company with him; Miss Pratt was in that arctic
region where a woman is confident that at no time of
life would she have consented to give up her liberty,
and that she has never seen the man whom she would
engage to honour and obey. If the Miss Linnets
were old maids, they were old maids with natural ringlets
and embonpoint, not to say obesity; Miss Pratt was
an old maid with a cap, a braided ‘front’,
a backbone and appendages. Miss Pratt was the
one blue-stocking of Milby, possessing, she said,
no less than five hundred volumes, competent, as her
brother the doctor often observed, to conduct a conversation
on any topic whatever, and occasionally dabbling a
little in authorship, though it was understood that
she had never put forth the full powers of her mind
in print. Her ’Letters to a Young Man on
his Entrance into Life’, and ’De Courcy,
or the Rash Promise, a Tale for Youth’, were
mere trifles which she had been induced to publish
because they were calculated for popular utility,
but they were nothing to what she had for years had
by her in manuscript. Her latest production had
been Six Stanzas, addressed to the Rev. Edgar Tryan,
printed on glazed paper with a neat border, and beginning,
’Forward, young wrestler for the truth!’
Miss Pratt having kept her brother’s house during
his long widowhood, his daughter, Miss Eliza, had
had the advantage of being educated by her aunt, and
thus of imbibing a very strong antipathy to all that
remarkable woman’s tastes and opinions.
The silent handsome girl of two-and-twenty, who is
covering the ‘Memoirs of Felix Neff,’ is
Miss Eliza Pratt; and the small elderly lady in dowdy
clothing, who is also working diligently, is Mrs.
Pettifer, a superior-minded widow, much valued in Milby,
being such a very respectable person to have in the
house in case of illness, and of quite too good a
family to receive any money-payment—you
could always send her garden-stuff that would make
her ample amends. Miss Pratt has enough to do
in commenting on the heap of volumes before her, feeling
it a responsibility entailed on her by her great powers
of mind to leave nothing without the advantage of
her opinion. Whatever was good must be sprinkled
with the chrism of her approval; whatever was evil
must be blighted by her condemnation.