’But—­but it can’t be—­you forget Dr. Sturk and—­oh, dear!—­the antidote.  It—­I thay—­it can’t be, Thir,’ said Puddock, rapidly.

’It’s no use, now; but I shirked two or three spoonfuls, and I left some more in the bottom,’ said the gigantic O’Flaherty, with a gloomy sheepishness.

Puddock made an ejaculation—­the only violent one recorded of him—­and turning his back briskly upon his principal, actually walked several steps away, as if he intended to cut the whole concern.  But such a measure was really not to be thought of.

‘O’Flaherty—­Lieutenant—­I won’t reproach you,’ began Puddock.

‘Reproach me! an’ who poisoned me, my tight little fellow?’ retorted the fireworker, savagely.

Puddock could only look at him, and then said, quite meekly—­

‘Well, and my dear Thir, what on earth had we better do?’

‘Do,’ said O’Flaherty, ’why isn’t it completely Hobson’s choice with us?  What can we do but go through with it?’

The fact is, I may as well mention, lest the sensitive reader should be concerned for the gallant O’Flaherty, that the poison had very little to do with it, and the antidote a great deal.  In fact, it was a reckless compound conceived in a cynical and angry spirit by Sturk, and as the fireworker afterwards declared, while expressing in excited language his wonder how Puddock (for he never suspected Sturk’s elixir) had contrived to compound such a poison—­’The torture was such, my dear Madam, as fairly thranslated me into the purlieus of the other world.’

Nutter had already put off his coat and waistcoat, and appeared in a neat little black lutestring vest, with sleeves to it, which the elder officers of the R.I.A. remembered well in by-gone fencing matches.

‘Tis a most miserable situation,’ said Puddock, in extreme distress.

‘Never mind,’ groaned O’Flaherty, grimly taking off his coat; ’you’ll have two corpses to carry home with you; don’t you show the laste taste iv unaisiness, an’ I’ll not disgrace you, if I’m spared to see it out.’

And now preliminaries were quite adjusted; and Nutter, light and wiry, a good swordsman, though not young, stepped out with his vicious weapon in hand, and his eyes looking white and stony out of his dark face.  A word or two to his armour-bearer, and a rapid gesture, right and left, and that magnificent squire spoke low to two or three of the surrounding officers, who forthwith bestirred themselves to keep back the crowd, and as it were to keep the ring unbroken.  O’Flaherty took his sword, got his hand well into the hilt, poised the blade, shook himself up as it were, and made a feint or two and a parry in the air, and so began to advance, like Goliath, towards little Nutter.

‘Now, Puddock, back him up—­encourage your man,’ said Devereux, who took a perverse pleasure in joking; ’tell him to flay the lump, splat him, divide him, and cut him in two pieces——.