‘Pish!’ said Toole, who saw the secret almost in his grasp; ’don’t tell me, my dear Madam—don’t you think I know my business by this time o’ day? I tell you again you’d better ease your mind—or take my word for it you’ll be sorry too late. How would you like to go off like poor old Peggy Slowe—eh? There’s more paralysis, apoplexy, heart-diseases, and lunacy, caused in one year by that sort of silly secrecy and moping, than by—hang it! My dear Madam,’ urged Toole, breaking into a bold exhortation on seeing signs of confusion and yielding in his fat patient—’you’d tell me all that concerns your health, and know that Tom Toole would put his hand in the fire before he’d let a living soul hear a symptom of your case; and here’s some paltry little folly or trouble that I would not—as I’m a gentleman—give a half-penny to hear, and you’re afraid to tell me—though until you do, neither I, nor all the doctors in Europe, can do you a ha’porth o’ good.’
‘Sure I’ve nothing to tell, doctor dear,’ whimpered poor Mrs. Mack, dissolving into her handkerchief.
’Look ye—there’s no use in trying to deceive a doctor that knows what he’s about.’ Toole was by this time half mad with curiosity. ’Don’t tell me what’s on your mind, though I’d be sorry you thought I wasn’t ready and anxious, to help you with my best and most secret services; but I confess, my dear Ma’am, I’d rather not hear—reserve it for some friend who has your confidence—but ’tis plain from the condition you’re in’—and Toole closed his lips hard, and nodded twice or thrice—’you have not told either the major or your daughter; and tell it you must to some one, or take the consequences.’
’Oh! Dr. Toole, I am in trouble—and I’d like to tell you; but won’t you—won’t you promise me now, on your solemn honour, if I do, you won’t tell a human being?’ blubbered the poor matron.
’Conscience, honour, veracity, Ma’am—but why should I say any more—don’t you know me, my dear Mrs. Mack?’ said Toole in a hot fidget, and with all the persuasion of which he was master.
’Indeed, I do—and I’m in great trouble—and sometimes think no one can take me out of it,’ pursued she.
‘Come, come, my dear Madam, is it money?’ demanded Toole.
’Oh! no—it’s—’tis a dreadful—that is, there is money in it—but oh! dear Doctor Toole, there’s a frightful woman, and I don’t know what to do: and I sometimes thought you might be able to help me—you’re so clever—and I was going to tell you, but I was ashamed—there now, it’s out,’ and she blubbered aloud.
‘What’s out?’ said Toole, irritated. ’I can’t stop here all day, you know; and if you’d rather I’d go, say so.’
’Oh no, but the major, nor Maggy does not know a word about it; and so, for your life, don’t tell them; and—and—here it is.’
And from her pocket she produced a number of the Freeman’s Journal, five or six weeks old and a great deal soiled.