Discontent declared that he had received his account of France from persons who had lived long in the country, and on whose judgment he could rely; “whereas,” added he, “you perhaps have seen but little either of the nation or of the people.”
I replied that I had known France nearly fourteen years.
“Then,” said he, “if you have known France so long as that, I suppose you have become Frenchified yourself.”
I was about to make a sharp reply, but was prevented by the younger brother remarking, “After you have said so much against the French, your observation to the gentleman was anything but complimentary, and savoured much of rudeness.”
“I merely said I was sure that his brother did not mean to be rude, and therefore I should not consider his observation in that light.”
“Rough and rude I always was, but I did not mean to give offence,” added Discontent in a somewhat softened tone.
A fine looking old man, with a profusion of white hair, who was standing at a cottage door, attracted the notice of Good Humour, who bid us observe how benevolent was his expression, and what a fine venerable head he presented.
“As hoary headed an old sinner as ever existed, I’ll be bound,” said Discontent, with a sarcastic smile, as he looked scornfully at his brother.
In this manner we continued to the end of our journey, Discontent viewing all he encountered with an air of disgust and contempt, appearing restless, miserable, unhappy and disagreeable, a burthen to himself and an annoyance to others, whilst Good Humour saw every thing en couleur de rose, was lively, amused, looking the picture of kindness, and although pleased with a trifle, ’tis true, yet how much wiser was his course, as it promoted his own happiness and was calculated to cheer his fellow travellers.
At length we arrived at Abbeville, and I soon perceived the effect that the knitted brow and curling lip of Discontent had upon the girls that waited at the table, who seemed but half disposed to attend, to his demands; whereas the good natured confiding expression of his brother, with his pleasing address, won all hearts, and he was served with alacrity and scarcely needed to express his wants; it really is astonishing how much influence suavity of manners has in France, in procuring civility and attention, and how opposite is the case with a repulsive mien.
Before I quit the subject, I must relate one more instance, most powerfully attesting the veracity of the assertion, which occurred to myself; after having engaged apartments at the house belonging to a female, named Fournier, at Boulogne, I was informed by several English families who had preceded me in the same lodgings, that I had taken up my abode with the most disagreeable people, who would impose upon us and annoy us in every possible manner. One exception, however, to this general report I met with in the account that was given