cities under my tongue: Damascus and Bagdad,
Medina and Mecca. I spent a week last month in
the company of a returned missionary, who told me
I ought to be ashamed to be loafing about Europe when
there are such big things to be seen out there.
I do want to explore, but I think I would rather explore
over in the Rue de l’Universite. Do you
ever hear from that pretty lady? If you can get
her to promise she will be at home the next time I
call, I will go back to Paris straight. I am
more than ever in the state of mind I told you about
that evening; I want a first-class wife. I have
kept an eye on all the pretty girls I have come across
this summer, but none of them came up to my notion,
or anywhere near it. I should have enjoyed all
this a thousand times more if I had had the lady just
mentioned by my side. The nearest approach to
her was a Unitarian minister from Boston, who very
soon demanded a separation, for incompatibility of
temper. He told me I was low-minded, immoral,
a devotee of ’art for art’—whatever
that is: all of which greatly afflicted me, for
he was really a sweet little fellow. But shortly
afterwards I met an Englishman, with whom I struck
up an acquaintance which at first seemed to promise
well—a very bright man, who writes in the
London papers and knows Paris nearly as well as Tristram.
We knocked about for a week together, but he very
soon gave me up in disgust. I was too virtuous
by half; I was too stern a moralist. He told
me, in a friendly way, that I was cursed with a conscience;
that I judged things like a Methodist and talked about
them like an old lady. This was rather bewildering.
Which of my two critics was I to believe? I didn’t
worry about it and very soon made up my mind they
were both idiots. But there is one thing in which
no one will ever have the impudence to pretend I am
wrong, that is, in being your faithful friend,
“C. N.”
CHAPTER VI
Newman gave up Damascus and Bagdad and returned to
Paris before the autumn was over. He established
himself in some rooms selected for him by Tom Tristram,
in accordance with the latter’s estimate of what
he called his social position. When Newman learned
that his social position was to be taken into account,
he professed himself utterly incompetent, and begged
Tristram to relieve him of the care. “I
didn’t know I had a social position,”
he said, “and if I have, I haven’t the
smallest idea what it is. Isn’t a social
position knowing some two or three thousand people
and inviting them to dinner? I know you and your
wife and little old Mr. Nioche, who gave me French
lessons last spring. Can I invite you to dinner
to meet each other? If I can, you must come to-morrow.”
“That is not very grateful to me,” said
Mrs. Tristram, “who introduced you last year
to every creature I know.”
“So you did; I had quite forgotten. But
I thought you wanted me to forget,” said Newman,
with that tone of simple deliberateness which frequently
marked his utterance, and which an observer would not
have known whether to pronounce a somewhat mysteriously
humorous affection of ignorance or a modest aspiration
to knowledge; “you told me you disliked them
all.”