won’t hear of having another maid, though now
she might quite well get one. For I felt
I oughtn’t to keep her too long in the
wilds just at first, although she was quite willing
to stay, and didn’t want to take me away
from my work. I knew she was naturally anxious
to see something of the wonders of Egypt, and the
end of it was that we decided to take a dahabeeyah
trip on the Nile, and are on the eve of starting.
You should see our boat, the Loulia! she’s
a perfect beauty, and, apart from a few absurd details
which I haven’t the time to describe, would delight
you. The bedrooms are Paris, but the sitting-rooms
are like rooms in an Eastern house. You’ll
say Paris and the East don’t go together.
Granted! But it’s very jolly to be
romantic by day and soused in modern comfort
at night. Now isn’t it? Especially
after the Fayyum. And we’ve actually
got a fountain on board, to say nothing of prayer
rugs by the dozen which beat any I’ve seen in
the bazaars of Cairo. For we haven’t
hired from Cook, but from an Egyptian millionaire
of Alexandria called Mahmoud Baroudi, whom we met
coming out, and who happened to want a tenant
for his boat just in the nick of time. It
isn’t my money he needs, though I’m paying
him what I should pay Cook for a first-rate boat,
but he doesn’t like leaving his crew and
servants with nothing to do. He says they get
into mischief. He was looking out for a rich
American—like nearly every one out
here—when he happened to hear from one of
our fellows, a first-rate chap called Ibrahim,
that we wanted a good boat, and so the bargain
was made. Our plans are pretty vague. We
want to get right away from trippers, and just
be together in all the delicious out-of-the-way
places on the river; see the temples and tombs
quietly, enter into the life of the natives—in
fact, steep ourselves to the lips in Nile water.
I can’t tell you how we are both looking
forward to it. Isaacson, we’re happy!
Out here in this climate, this air, this clearness—like
radiant sincerity it is, I often think—it’s
difficult not to be happy; but I think we’re
happier even than most people out here—at
any rate I’m sure I am—I’ll
dare to say than any one else out here. And I’ll
say it with audacity and without superstitious
fears of the future. The sun’s streaming
in over me as I write; I hear the voices of the watermen
singing; I see my wife in the garden walking to the
river bank, and I’ve got this trip before
me. And—just remembered it!—I’m
superbly well. Never in my life have I been in
such splendid health. They say a perfectly
healthy man should be unconscious of his body.
Well, when I get up in the morning, all I know
is that I say to myself, ’You’re in grand
condition, old chap!’ And I think that
consciousness means more than any unconsciousness.
Don’t you? I’ve no use for all your
knowledge, your skill, out here—no
use at all. Are there really people being ill
in London? Are your consulting-rooms crowded?
I can’t believe it, any more than I can