aged friends of the twenty-two families, without
any collusion, placed their hands upon the youthful
heads, prophesying their future eminence. But
even this remarkable coincidence does not affect
the fact that the precocity of the average transatlantic
boy is not generally in the most useful branches
of knowledge, but rather in the direction of
habits, tastes, and opinion. He is not, however,
evenly precocious. He unites a taste for
jewelry with a passion for candy. He combines
a penetration into the motives of others with
an infantile indifference to exposing them at inconvenient
times. He has an adult decision in his wishes,
but he has a youthful shamelessness in seeking
their fulfilment. One of his most exasperating
peculiarities is the manner in which he querulously
harps upon the single string of his wants. He
sits down before the refusal of his mother and
shrilly besieges it. He does not desist
for company. He does not wish to behave well
before strangers. He desires to have his
wish granted; and he knows he will probably be
allowed to succeed if he insists before strangers.
He is distinguished by a brutal frankness, combined
with a cynical disregard for all feminine ruses.
He not seldom calls up the blush of shame to
the cheek of scheming innocence; and he frequently
crucifies his female relatives. He is generally
an adept in discovering what will most annoy his
family circle; and he is perfectly unscrupulous
in avenging himself for all injuries, of which
he receives, in his own opinion, a large number.
He has an accurate memory for all promises made to
his advantage, and he is relentless in exacting
payment to the uttermost farthing. He not
seldom displays a singular ingenuity in interpreting
ambiguous terms for his own behoof. A youth of
this kind is reported to have demanded (and received)
eight apples from his mother, who had bribed
him to temporary stillness by the promise of
a few of that fruit, his ground being that the
Scriptures contained the sentence, “Wherein few,
that is, eight, souls were saved by water.”
The American small boy is possessed, moreover, of a well-nigh invincible aplomb. He is not impertinent, for it never enters into his head to take up the position of protesting inferiority which impertinence implies. He merely takes things as they come, and does not hesitate to express his opinion of them. An American young gentleman of the mature age of ten was one day overtaken by a fault. His father, more in sorrow than in anger, expressed his displeasure. “What am I to do with you, Tommy? What am I to do with you?” “I have no suggestions to offer, sir,” was the response of Tommy, thus appealed to. Even in trying circumstances, even when serious misfortune overtakes the youthful American, his aplomb, his confidence in his own opinion, does not wholly forsake him. Such a one was found weeping in the street. On being asked the cause of his tears, he sobbed out in mingled