the highway, from which it was finally extricated
backwards by the combined efforts of twelve
horses borrowed from the other coaches. Misery
makes strange bedfellows, and the ingredients of a
Christmas pudding are not more thoroughly shaken together
or more inextricably mingled than stage-coach passengers
in America are apt to be. The difficulties of
the roads have developed the skill, courage, and readiness
of the stage-coach men to an extraordinary degree,
and I have never seen bolder or more dexterous driving
than when California Bill or Colorado Jack rushed
his team of four young horses down the breakneck slopes
of these terrible highways. After one particularly
hair-raising descent the driver condescended to explain
that he was afraid to come down more slowly, lest
the hind wheels should skid on the smooth rocky outcrop
in the road and swing the vehicle sideways into the
abyss. In coming out of the Yosemite, owing to
some disturbance of the ordinary traffic arrangements
our coach met the incoming stage at a part of the
road so narrow that it seemed absolutely impossible
for the two to pass each other. On the one side
was a yawning precipice, on the other the mountain
rose steeply from the roadside. The off-wheels
of the incoming coach were tilted up on the hillside
as far as they could be without an upset. In
vain; our hubs still locked. We were then allowed
to dismount. Our coach was backed down for fifty
yards or so. Small heaps of stones were piled
opposite the hubs of the stationary coach. Our
driver whipped his horses to a gallop, ran his near-wheels
over these stones so that their hubs were raised
above
those of the near-wheels of the other coach, and successfully
made the dare-devil passage, in which he had not more
than a couple of inches’ margin to save him
from precipitation into eternity. I hardly knew
which to admire most—the ingenuity which
thus made good in altitude what it lacked in latitude,
or the phlegm with which the occupants of the other
coach retained their seats throughout the entire episode.
The Englishman arriving in Boston, say in the middle
of the lovely autumnal weather of November, will be
surprised to find a host of workmen in the Common
and Public Garden busily engaged in laying down miles
of portable “plank paths” or “board
walks,” elevated three or four inches above
the level of the ground. A little later, when
the snowy season has well set in, he will discover
the usefulness of these apparently superfluous planks;
and he will hardly be astonished to learn that the
whole of the Northern States are covered in winter
with a network of similar paths. These gangways
are made in sections and numbered, so that when they
are withdrawn from their summer seclusion they can
be laid down with great precision and expedition.
No statistician, so far as I know, has calculated
the total length of the plank paths of an American
winter; but I have not the least doubt that they would
reach from the earth to the moon, if not to one of
the planets.