But indulge in a little self-sacrifice.
Not only eat less bread
But
Read less GARVIN.
* * *
DOWN SPECTATORS!
Give
THE SPECTATOR
A WIDE BERTH.
There are reasons why it must
be published
regularly
But there are no reasons why
you
should buy it.
There is no better, saner,
or soberer
Critic of Life; but what of
it?
We print all the latest Canine
and
Feline news; but never mind.
If you won’t, as seems
probable, down
your glass, down your Spectator.
* * *
HELP TO WIN THE WAR
BY NOT BUYING
THE DAILY CHRONICLE.
* * *
Whatever Sixpenny weekly you
buy
don’t let it be
THE NATION.
Owing to its persecution by
the present
incapable Government The
Nation is
achieving an embarrassing
popularity.
Please forget it.
Let your only
NATION
Be your determi-
Nation
NOT TO BUY IT.
* * *
THE PROPRIETORS OF
THE STAR
urge you not to buy it any
more until
the War is over and paper
is cheap again.
Buy The Evening News instead.
* * *
DON’T BUY
THE SPHERE.
IT IS ONLY SEVENPENCE A WEEK,
BUT DON’T BUY IT.
It is full of Pictures of the War, but you can do without them. It has punctual literary judgments of astounding finality by “C.K.S.,” but they can wait.
Do anything in reason, but don’t buy
The Sphere.
The depreciation, you observe, is not always quite whole-heartedly done. But it must be remembered that the habit of self-praise cannot be broken down in a minute, and this is only a beginning.
* * * * *
PAN PIPES.
In the green spaces of the listening
trees
Pan sits at ease,
Watching with lazy eyes
Little blue butterflies
That flicker sidelong in the fitful breeze;
While on his pipe he plays
Quaint trills, and roundelays
With dropping cadences;
And shy red squirrels rub against his knees.
And, thro’ the city’s
tumult and the beat
Of hurrying feet,
Those whom the god loves hear
Pan’s pipe, insistent, clear;
Echoes of elfin laughter, high and sweet;
Catch in the sparrows’ cries
Those tinkling melodies
That sing where brooklets meet,
And the wood’s glamour colours the grey street.
=A LOCAL FOOD-CONTROLLER.=
“No partner for you this evening, Sir,” said the Inspector. “Mr. Tibbits has just telephoned through that he has rheumatism badly again.”