Pasquinot. Are you going to tell Percinet?
Sylvette. Oh, no. Men are so stupid!
Bergamin. Very sensible. But I had an idea— [Taking out his watch] Now we must see about the contract. [Offering his hand to Sylvette] We are still good friends?
Sylvette. Of course!
Bergamin. [Turning about once more before he goes out] You don’t blame me, do you?
Sylvette. [Sweetly] Not in the least! [Bergamin and Pasquinot go out. As they leave, Sylvette burst into a rage.] How I hate that Monsieur Bergamin!
[Enter Percinet.]
Percinet. Still here? Ah, I see; you did not want to leave this sacred spot—
Sylvette. [Sitting on the bench to the left] Outrageous!
Percinet. There is where you saw me, like Amadis, put to flight thirty of the ruffians!
Sylvette. No: ten!
Percinet. [Going to her] Dearest, what is the matter? Are you troubled? Your eyes are not so bright as they were. I know! This marvelous place makes you sad sometimes. Are you sad because our balcony—our Verona balcony—is destroyed?
Sylvette. [Impatiently] Oh, dear!
Percinet. But does not the wall still exist in our memories? That wall which cradled our love—
Sylvette. [Aside:] Will he never end!
Percinet. You remember not long ago, you said our story should be put into a poem?
Sylvette. Yes?
Percinet. Well, I have occasionally written verses.
Sylvette. Are you going to write our story?
Percinet. Listen to this; I thought it
out when I was walking.
“The Fathers who are Mortal Enemies.”
First canto—
Sylvette. Oh!
Percinet. [Ready to declaim] Er—
Sylvette. Oh!
Percinet. What is the matter?
Sylvette. I imagine I am too happy—I’m nervous—I don’t feel well. [She bursts into tears.] I’ll be well in a moment. Let me be! [She turns her back and hides her face in a handkerchief.]
Percinet. [Surprised] I’ll leave you for a moment. [Aside] On a day like this, it’s only too natural— [He goes to the right, sees the bill on the table, takes a pencil from his pocket, and sits down.] I’ll just jot down those lines. [He picks up the bill, and starts to write; notices the writing and reads aloud] “I, Straforel, having pretended to be killed by a sword-thrust from a foolish young blade, hereby render account for torn clothes and wounded pride: forty francs.” [Smiling] What is it? [He continues reading to himself, and his smile dies away.]
Sylvette. [Wiping her eyes] He would fall from the clouds if he knew! I must be careful!