and tumbled about as loosely as an emptied sugar-basin;
some hanging by a corner, and others resting on
a casual fragment; I am sure of one logan-stone,
if a little impertinent bit of rock were only
moved away; and I walked under and between more Titanic
architecture than Stonehenge can show: the
Druids, for my part, shall have their due, but
not where they don’t deserve it. At nine,
after a substantial fried-fish tea, I mounted
the night coach to Falmouth,—outside,
as there was no room in, and so, through respectable
Helstone, remarkable for a florid Gothic arch erected
to some modern worthy of the town, to decent Penryn,
and then by midnight, to the narrowest of all
towns, Falmouth. I longed to get back to
my darlings, and resolved to see them by next morning,
so booked an outside (no room inside, as before)
for an immediate start. Now, you can readily
imagine that I was by no means hot, and though
the night of Thursday last was rather mild, still it
was midwinter: accordingly I conceived and
executed a marvellous calorificating plan, which
even the mail-coachman had never heard of.
Haying comforted my interiors with hot grog of the
stiffest, I called for another shillingsworth
of brandy, and deliberately emptied it, to the
astonished edification of beholders, into my boots!
literal fact, and it kept my feet comfortable all night
long. And so, wrapped all in double clothing,
sped I my rapid way, varying what I had before
seen by passing through desolate Bodmin, and
its neighbourhood of rock, moor, and sand: hot
coffee at Liskeard, morning broke soon after,
then the glorious sun over the sea. Hamoaze,
the ferry, and Devonport at 1/2 past 8. Much as
I longed to get home, I went forthwith into a
hot bath at 102, to boil out all chills, and
thence went spick and span to my happy rest,
having within 48 hours seen the best part of Cornwall
and its wonders, and rode or walked 250 miles.
And so, brother David, commend me for a traveller.
HERE ends my Cornish expedition. Does it
recall to thee, O sire, thine own of old time, undertaken
(if I remember rightly) with Dr. Kidd?—Mails
then did not travel like the Quicksilver, averaging
12 miles an hour, and few people go 40 miles
before breakfast. Now, I feel able to get nearer
my Albury destination, and in a week or so, shall hope
to be residing at Dorchester, near the Blandford
of paternal recollections. Did you, dear
mother, get a letter from me directed to Albury?
I hope so, for it sets all clear: and if not,
I’ll set the nation against cheap postage.
I don’t feel the least confidence now in
the Post Office, forasmuch as they have no interest
in a letter after it is paid, and many will be
mislaid from haste and multiplicity. Please
to say if it came safely to hand, as I judge it
important. If you, dear mother, got my last, I
have nothing more to say, and if not, I’ll
blow up the Post Office: unpopularity would
send all the letters by carriers: but whether
or not, I can’t write any more, so with
a due proportion of regards rightly broadcast
around, accept the remainder from—Your affectionate
son,
M.F.T.