move it; no use, says he; try, said I; he did
try, and couldn’t; well, I took a sight
of where I thought he could do it, and set him to
push; forthwith, my lady tottered, and I told
the boy, if he would only keep to himself where
he pushed it would be a banknote to him. I
mention this to illustrate what I verily believe, to
wit, that, if a man only took the breakneck trouble
to clamber and try, he would discover several
rocking-stones; but the fact is, this would diminish
the wonder, and Cockneys wouldn’t come to see
what is easily explained: your Druids, with
imaginary dynamics, invest nature’s freaks
with mysterious interest. But away to Tol Peden
Penwith, where there is another curiosity; in
the smooth green middle of a narrow promontory,
surrounded and terminated by the boldest rock-scenery,
strangely drops down for a perpendicular hundred
feet, a circular chasm, not ill named the Funnel, and
which not even a stolid Borlase can pretend was
dug by the Druids: at the bottom there is
communication with the sea by means of a cavern, and
in stormy weather the rush up this gigantic earth’s
chimney-must be something terrible: will
this convey a rough idea? the scenery all round
is really magnificent, and the looking down this
black smooth stone-pit is quite fearful; it slopes
away so deceitfully, and looks like a huge lion-ant’s
nest. Few people see this, because you can
only get at it by a walk of a mile, but I think
it quite as worth seeing as the logan-rock. My
next object was the Land’s End, where,
as elsewhere, I did signalise myself by not
scribbling my autograph on a rock, or carving M.F.T.
on the sod: the rocky coast is of the same
grand character; granite bits, as big as houses,
floundering over each other like whales at play; the
cliffs, cavernous, castellated, mossgrown, and weatherbeaten;
it looks like a Land’s end, a regular
break up of the world’s then useless ribs:
an outlier of rocks in the sea, surmounted by a lighthouse:
looks like the end of the struggle between conquering
man, and sturdy desolation. One place, where
I tremble to think I have been, struck me as
quite awful: helped by an iron-handed sailor,
who comforts you in the dizzy scramble with “Never
fear, sir, you shan’t fall, unless I fall
too,” you fearfully pick your way to the
extreme end, where it goes slick down, and lying prostrate
on the slippery granite (which looks disjointed everywhere,
and as if it would fall with you, bodily) with head
strained over you see under you a dreadful cavern,
open nearly to where you are, up which roars
the white and angry sea. O brother David,
and foot-tingling Sire, never can you take that look;
and never would I again. Only think of tipping
over! ugh.—Into the gig again, beside
my shrewd Sam Weller driver, and away. Here and
there about this part of Cornwall are studded
rude stone crosses, probably of the time of St.
Colomba, as they are similar to those at Iona:
about two or three feet high, and very rude. In