chisel, and have little doubt that my hint will
be acted on; by next season, the Cornish antiquaries
will be puzzling their musty brains over marks
of “druidical” tools; essays will appear,
to demonstrate that the chippings were accomplished
by the consecrated golden sickle; the rock will
be proved to have been quarried at Normandy, and ferried
over; facsimiles of the cuts will be lithographed;
and the Innkeeper of the “First and Last
house in England” will gratefully present
a piece of plate (a Druid “spanning” [consider
Ezekiel’s “putting the branch to
the nose” as a sign of contempt]!) to the author
of “Hints for a Chisel,” “Proverbial
Phil.,” &c. &c. &c. But—revenous
a nos moutons: to the Logan: until
it was scrupulously pointed out, by so tangible
a manner as my boy-guide getting on it,
I could scarcely distinguish it from the fine hurlyburly
of rocks around. That it moves there is no question;
but when I tell you that it is now obliged to
be artificially kept from falling, by a chain
fixing it behind, and a beam to rest on before, I
think you will agree with me in muttering “the
humbug!” Artists have so diligently falsified
the view, ad captandum, that you will
have some difficulty in recognising so old a friend
as the Logan: it is commonly drawn as if
isolated, thus, and would so, no doubt,
be very astonishing; but, when my memory puts it as
above, stapled, and obliged to remain for
Cockneys to log it, surrounded by a much more
imposing brotherhood, my wonder only is that
it keeps its lion character, and that, considering
the easy explication of its natural cause or
accident, it should ever have been conceived
to be man’s doing; perhaps the Druids availed
themselves of so lucky a chance for miracle-mongering,
but as to having contrived it, you might as well
say that they built the cliffs. It strikes
me, moreover, that Cornwall could never have been
the headquarters of Druidism, inasmuch as the soil
is too scanty for oaks: there isn’t
a tree of any size, much less an oak tree in
all West Cornwall: they must have cut samphire
from the rocks, instead of misletoe from oaks,
and the old gentlemen must have been pretty tolerable
climbers, victim and all, to have got near enough
to touch the Logan: to be sure it was a frosty
day, and iron-shod shoes on icy granite are not
over coalescible, but I did not dare scramble
to it, as a tumble would have insured a particularly
uncomfortable death; and although the interesting
“Leaper from the Logan, or Martin Martyr”
would have had his name enshrined in young lady
sonnets, and azure albums, such immortality had
little charms for me. I contented myself with
being able to swear that I have seen 90 tons
of stone moved by a child of ten years old.
Near it is another, called the logging lady, a block,
upright like its neighbours, about 12 feet high,
and which the boy told me could only be made
to log by two men with poles; in fact, one end
is worn with levers: well, I told him to try and