into two unscientific young girls. Afterwards
the said learned friend tried Planchette with me, and
we were considerably startled to find that when I asked
of the so-called spirits, “What think ye of
Christ?” the pencil under our unconsciously-guided
hands made answer, “With the utmost reverence!”
I need not assure mankind that neither my friend nor
I (both incredulous and unwilling witnesses) lent
ourselves or one another to any deception, and were
mentally inclined, if at all, to the expectation that
the “spirits” might rather blaspheme than
bless. It is right to mention that, beyond the
pair of young ladies and our two selves, only the host
and hostess were in the room; of whom I have this further
wonder to report,
viz., that the host, whom I
must not specify by name without his leave, is afflicted
with blindness, notwithstanding which and his alleged
incompetence towards poetry as an old naval officer,
his wife showed me several copybooks full of blank
verse written by him in a hand unlike his own, and
supposed by them to be inspired by Young, as a continuation
of his “Night Thoughts.” The captain
and his lady also told us how frequently flowers and
sweetmeats (!) were showered on them from the ceiling
at their domestic dual
seances: and on
another occasion a lady showed my wife and me a paper
of seed pearls, alleged to have been flung into her
lap from the heavens—through the ceiling—by
her departed lord and master! Similarly, a lady
well known in the professedly spiritualistic circles,
deposited round her chair, in the dark, at Mr. S.C.
Hall’s, a profusion of bouquets—probably
from Covent Garden;—and that, notwithstanding
the hostess had herself searched the lady before the
seance, as it was known that Mrs. G’s
special gift from the spirits was the multitudinous
creation of flowers! Really, there must be a
stand somewhere made to credulity; but, at all events,
the venerable host and hostess believed this, on what
seemed to them reasonable evidence, and quite forgave
me for not believing it too.
And this brings me, naturally enough, to give a detailed
account of the two best and last seances I
ever took the trouble to attend; for I have, during
many years, entirely avoided such exhibitions, as generally
childish, mentally unwholesome, and to some people
dangerously seductive. I had several times asked
my worthy friends last alluded to, to give me and
a friend of mine, a lieutenant in the Royal Navy, the
privilege of “assisting” at a seance
under their experienced guidance: and accordingly
we were invited to meet Mr. Home, the high priest of
spiritualism, a quiet, well-mannered gentlemanly person
enough, known to our host from his birth. The
other guests were a countess, the widow of a colonel,
and a distinguished physician; in all we numbered eight.
My friend and I were requested privately, by our host,
to conceal our probable incredulity if we desired
the favour of the “spirits” in the way