flanked the former, and Coristine and Mr. Perrowne
the latter. Mrs. Du Plessis sat between Carruthers
and Mr. Thomas; Miss Halbert between the minister and
Mr. Perrowne; Miss Du Plessis between the dominie
and the doctor; and Miss Carmichael between Coristine
and the colonel. Mrs. Carruthers, who occupied
one end of the table, had the colonel on her right,
and her sister-in-law, who took the other end, was
supported in the same way by the host. Squire
Walker, a portly man, but not too heavy for exercise,
with a baldish head and large reddish whiskers, sporting
a velveteen shooting coat, high shirt collar, and
large blue silk scarf with white spots, was a man
of much intelligence and a good talker. His conversation
compelled attention, and, like the glittering eye of
the ancient mariner, held, now Mr. Perrowne and now
the lawyer from much pleasanter ones with their respective
ladies. He seemed to take a fiendish pleasure
in capturing Wilkinson from Miss Du Plessis, and the
Captain from her mother, and even sent his conversational
shafts far off to the Squire and the doctor, and to
the presiding matrons. Mr. Errol and the colonel
were happily sheltered from him. Perhaps the new
detective perceived the state of unrest and terrible
suspense in which many of the company were on account
of Squire Walker’s vagaries, and chivalrously
sought to deliver them. Eyeing keenly the autocrat
of the breakfast table, he remarked, “I’m
afraid you heve fergotten me, Squire?”
“Don’t think I ever had the pleasure of
your acquaintance, sir.”
“Oh, perdon me, you hed though. Two years
ago, a large, stout, heavy bearded men kem to yore
ohffice, with a yeng Cuban who could herdly speak
a word of Inglish, asking you to commit him fer smeggling
cigars—”
“Haw! haw! haw!” laughed Mr. Walker, “and
you were the bearded man were you, eh?”
“Do please favour us with the whole story, Mr.
Bangs,” asked the hostess.
“Go on, Bangs,” added its victim, “I
don’t mind, haw! haw!”
“The Squire asked the big revenue detective
how he knew the cigars were smeggled, and he said
that nobody could pay the duty and sell these cigars
for seven dollars a hendred. The Squire asked
to see the cigars, and while the pore yeng Cuban with
the bleck mousteche stood twirling his sombrero and
looking guilty, he took one, smilt it, and then smouked
it. He said to the big detective, ’I won’t
let you hev a warrent for that pore foreigner on any
sech evidence, for I ken bey the very same cigar at
Beamish’s for five dollars.’ The detective
said, ’Are you shore the cigar is the same?’
when the Squire pulled a drawer open end brought out
a box of the identical erticles. Then, the big
men thenked him, hended him a revenue card, end took
the pore Cuban away. Next day Beamish’s
was raided, end Nesh and I kem in for quite a rewerd.”
“Then the detective was Nash?” asked Mr
Walker.
“Yes, Nesh, with a big men’s clowthes
on, padded out.”