performs the duties. And the engagements are
so well known, that it would be a downright affront,
and publicly resented, if you invited a woman of quality
to dinner, without, at the same time, inviting her
two attendants of lover and husband, between whom
she sits in state with great gravity. The sub-marriages
generally last twenty years together, and the lady
often commands the poor lover’s estate, even
to the utter ruin of his family. These connections,
indeed, are as seldom begun by any real passion as
other matches; for a man makes but an ill figure that
is not in some commerce of this nature; and a woman
looks out for a lover as soon as she’s married,
as part of her equipage, without which she could not
be genteel; and the first article of the treaty is
establishing the pension, which remains to the lady,
in case the gallant should prove inconstant.
This chargeable point of honour, I look upon as the
real foundation of so many wonderful influences of
constancy. I really know some women of the first
quality, whose pensions are as well known as their
annual rents, and yet nobody esteems them the less;
on the contrary, their discretion would be called
in question, if they should be suspected to be mistresses
for nothing. A great part of their emulation
consists in trying who shall get most; and having
no intrigue at all, is so far a disgrace, that, I’ll
assure you, a lady, who is very much my friend here,
told me but yesterday, how much I was obliged to her
for justifying my conduct in a conversation relating
to me, where it was publicly asserted, that I could
not possibly have common sense, since I had been in
town above a fortnight, and had made no steps towards
commencing an amour. My friend pleaded for me,
that my stay was uncertain, and she believed that
was the cause of my seeming stupidity; and this was
all she could find to say in my justification.
But one of the pleasantest adventures I ever met with
in my life was last night, and it will give you a just
idea in what a delicate manner the belles passions
are managed in this country. I was at the assembly
of the countess of -----, and the young count of -----
leading me down stairs, asked me how long I was to
stay at Vienna? I made answer, that my stay
depended on the emperor, and it was not in my power
to determine it. Well, madam, (said he) whether
your time here is to be longer or shorter, I think
you ought to pass it agreeably, and to that end you
must engage in a little affair of the heart.—My
heart, (answered I gravely enough) does not engage
very easily, and I have no design of parting with it.
I see, madam, (said he sighing) by the ill nature
of that answer, I am not to hope for it, which is
a great mortification to me that am charmed with you.
But, however, I am still devoted to your service;
and since I am not worthy of entertaining you myself,
do me the honour of letting me know whom you like
best amongst us, and I’ll engage to manage the