So I took these two rogues, and bound them together; and leaving them under charge of the butler (a worthy and shrewd Scotchman), I myself went in search of the constables, whom, after some few hours, I found; neither were they so drunk but what they could take roped men to prison.  In the morning, these two men were brought before the Justices of the Peace:  and now my wonderful luck appeared; for the merit of having defeated, and caught them, would never have raised me one step in the State, or in public consideration, if they had only been common robbers, or even notorious murderers.  But when these fellows were recognised, by some one in the court, as Protestant witnesses out of employment, companions and understrappers to Oates, and Bedloe, and Carstairs, and hand in glove with Dangerfield, Turberville; and Dugdale—­in a word, the very men against whom His Majesty the King bore the bitterest rancour, but whom he had hitherto failed to catch—­when this was laid before the public (with emphasis and admiration), at least a dozen men came up, whom I had never seen before, and prayed me to accept their congratulations, and to be sure to remember them; for all were of neglected merit, and required no more than a piece of luck.

I answered them very modestly, and each according to his worth, as stated by himself, who of course could judge the best.  The magistrate made me many compliments, ten times more than I deserved, and took good care to have them copied, that His Majesty might see them.  And ere the case was thoroughly heard, and those poor fellows were committed, more than a score of generous men had offered to lend me a hundred pounds, wherewith to buy a new Court suit, when called before His Majesty.

Now this may seem very strange to us who live in a better and purer age—­or say at least that we do so—­and yet who are we to condemn our fathers for teaching us better manners, and at their own expense?  With these points any virtuous man is bound to deal quite tenderly, making allowance for corruption, and not being too sure of himself.  And to tell the truth, although I had seen so little of the world as yet, that which astonished me in the matter, was not so much that they paid me court, as that they found out so soon the expediency of doing it.

In the course of that same afternoon I was sent for by His Majesty.  He had summoned first the good Earl Brandir, and received the tale from him, not without exaggeration, although my lord was a Scotchman.  But the chief thing His Majesty cared to know was that, beyond all possible doubt, these were the very precious fellows from perjury turned to robbery.

Being fully assured at last of this, His Majesty had rubbed his hands, and ordered the boots of a stricter pattern (which he himself had invented) to be brought at once, that he might have them in the best possible order.  And he oiled them himself, and expressed his fear that there was no man in London quite competent to work them.  Nevertheless he would try one or two, rather than wait for his pleasure, till the torturer came from Edinburgh.