“Then, after all, you were right, dear Annie; it is the ground she dotes upon.”

“And the things that walk upon it,” she answered me with another kiss; “Sally has taken a wonderful fancy to our best cow, ‘Nipple-pins.’  But she never shall have her now; what a consolation!”

We entered the house quite gently thus, and found Farmer Nicholas Snowe asleep, little dreaming how his plans had been overset between us.  And then Annie said to me very slyly, between a smile and a blush,—­

“Don’t you wish Lorna Doone was here, John, in the parlour along with mother; instead of those two fashionable milkmaids, as Uncle Ben will call them, and poor stupid Mistress Kebby?”

“That indeed I do, Annie.  I must kiss you for only thinking of it.  Dear me, it seems as if you had known all about us for a twelvemonth.”

“She loves you, with all her heart, John.  No doubt about that of course.”  And Annie looked up at me, as much as to say she would like to know who could help it.

“That’s the very thing she won’t do,” said I, knowing that Annie would love me all the more for it, “she is only beginning to like me, Annie; and as for loving, she is so young that she only loves her grandfather.  But I hope she will come to it by-and-by.”

“Of course she must,” replied my sister, “it will be impossible for her to help it.”

“Ah well!  I don’t know,” for I wanted more assurance of it.  “Maidens are such wondrous things!”

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“Not a bit of it,” said Annie, casting her bright eyes downwards:  “love is as simple as milking, when people know how to do it.  But you must not let her alone too long; that is my advice to you.  What a simpleton you must have been not to tell me long ago.  I would have made Lorna wild about you, long before this time, Johnny.  But now you go into the parlour, dear, while I do your collop.  Faith Snowe is not come, but Polly and Sally.  Sally has made up her mind to conquer you this very blessed evening, John.  Only look what a thing of a scarf she has on; I should be quite ashamed to wear it.  But you won’t strike poor Tom, will you?”

“Not I, my darling, for your sweet sake.”

And so dear Annie, having grown quite brave, gave me a little push into the parlour, where I was quite abashed to enter after all I had heard about Sally.  And I made up my mind to examine her well, and try a little courting with her, if she should lead me on, that I might be in practice for Lorna.  But when I perceived how grandly and richly both the young damsels were apparelled; and how, in their curtseys to me, they retreated, as if I were making up to them, in a way they had learned from Exeter; and how they began to talk of the Court, as if they had been there all their lives, and the latest mode of the Duchess of this, and the profile of the Countess of that, and the last good saying of my Lord something; instead of butter, and cream, and eggs, and things which they understood; I knew there must be somebody in the room besides Jasper Kebby to talk at.