[774 Mothers’ remedies]

Those in the most advanced grade of a high school, and those in college are students; while scholar signifies those who are learned and out of school.  “Dresser,” “bureau” and “dressing case” are incorrectly applied to a chest of drawers.  “Vest” for “waistcoat,” and “dress suit” for “evening clothes” are incorrect.  “Visitors” is in better taste than “guests.”  “Got” is a word often used superfluously and always inelegantly.  “I have it” sounds much better than “I have got it”; leave out “got” wherever you can.  As for “gotten”—­it ought to be unspeakable.

“Don’t” for “doesn’t” is, perhaps the most common grammatical error.  “I don’t,” “you don’t,” “they don’t,’ are correct.  “Don’t” is a contraction of “do not.”  You wouldn’t say “he do not,” “she do not,” would you?  Then don’t say “he don’t,” or “she don’t.”

As a rule the simpler the speech the better.  “Residence” for “house,” “peruse” for “read,” “retire” for “going to bed”—­all these and their like sound stilted.

The use of French words and phrases is to be avoided, both in writing and speaking.  Generally they are mispronounced—­as in the case of the very affected lady who spoke of “Mrs. Brown, nee Smith,” pronouncing “nee” as if spelled “knee.”

Form of Address.—­To acquaintances, a woman speaks of “my husband”; to friends, she calls him by his Christian name.  To servants, he is “Mr. Smith.”  This is a rule often violated, so often in fact, that few are aware of the impropriety of saying “Mr. Smith” to friends and acquaintances.  The man employs the converse of the rule; it is “my wife” to acquaintances, etc.  To speak of a daughter as “Miss Mary” or “Miss Jane” to anyone but a servant is insulting, placing the person thus spoken to on a par with an inferior.  If formality is desirable one should say “my daughter Mary.”  The same rule applies to a son.

It has already been said that we do not address a wife by her husband’s title.  He is Dr. Brown; she is Mrs. Brown.  Mrs. General, Mrs. Judge, are not current in polite circles.

We do not use “Sir” in addressing equals.  Children no longer say “sir” or “ma’am” to their parents, but “Yes, father,” or “No mother.”  Ma’am is seldom heard now except from old-fashioned servants.  Maids and men-servants say “yes, Mrs. Smith,” or sometimes, “No, madam.”

Courtesy in Conversation.—­“Things said for conversation are chalk eggs,” said Emerson.  There are many chalk eggs on the market.  Most of us feel that to “be sociable” we must talk incessantly.  True, there are sometimes dreadful pauses in conversation when no one seems able to think of anything to say, and the longer the pause the more vacuous one’s mind.

What passes for conversation at receptions, dinners, ordinary social affairs, is merely chatter made up, of persiflage and repartee.  One must be able to furnish it, however, for small talk is conversational “small change,” without which it is not easy to “do business.”  Lacking it, one is like Mark Twain’s man with the million dollar check and not change enough to buy a postage stamp.