made the physical universe. Let me, I pray you,
appeal to your common sense for a moment. When
any one chooses a horse or a dog, whether for strength,
for speed, or for any other useful purpose, the first
thing almost to be looked at is the girth round the
ribs; the room for heart and lungs. Exactly in
proportion to that will be the animal’s general
healthiness, power of endurance, and value in many
other ways. If you will look at eminent lawyers
and famous orators, who have attained a healthy old
age, you will see that in every case they are men,
like the late Lord Palmerston, and others whom I could
mention, of remarkable size, not merely in the upper,
but in the lower part of the chest; men who had, therefore,
a peculiar power of using the diaphragm to fill and
to clear the lungs, and therefore to oxygenate the
blood of the whole body. Now, it is just these
lower ribs, across which the diaphragm is stretched
like the head of a drum, which stays contract to a
minimum. If you advised owners of horses and
hounds to put their horses or their hounds into stays,
and lace them up tight, in order to increase their
beauty, you would receive, I doubt not, a very courteous,
but certainly a very decided, refusal to do that which
would spoil not merely the animals themselves, but
the whole stud or the whole kennel for years to come.
And if you advised an orator to put himself into
tight stays, he, no doubt, again would give a courteous
answer; but he would reply—if he was a
really educated man—that to comply with
your request would involve his giving up public work,
under the probable penalty of being dead within the
twelvemonth.
And how much work of every kind, intellectual as well
as physical, is spoiled or hindered; how many deaths
occur from consumption and other complaints which
are the result of this habit of tight lacing, is known
partly to the medical men, who lift up their voices
in vain, and known fully to Him who will not interfere
with the least of His own physical laws to save human
beings from the consequences of their own wilful folly.
And now—to end this lecture with more pleasing
thoughts—What becomes of this breath which
passes from your lips? Is it merely harmful;
merely waste? God forbid! God has forbidden
that anything should be merely harmful or merely waste
in this so wise and well-made world. The carbonic
acid which passes from your lips at every breath—ay,
even that which oozes from the volcano crater when
the eruption is past—is a precious boon
to thousands of things of which you have daily need.
Indeed there is a sort of hint at physical truth
in the old fairy tale of the girl, from whose lips,
as she spoke, fell pearls and diamonds; for the carbonic
acid of your breath may help hereafter to make the
pure carbonate of lime of a pearl, or the still purer
carbon of a diamond. Nay, it may go—in
such a world of transformations do we live—to
make atoms of coal strata, which shall lie buried