“He is very good-looking,” assented Lord Henry.

“I hope he will fall into proper hands,” continued the old man.  “He should have a pot of money waiting for him if Kelso did the right thing by him.  His mother had money, too.  All the Selby property came to her, through her grandfather.  Her grandfather hated Kelso, thought him a mean dog.  He was, too.  Came to Madrid once when I was there.  Egad, I was ashamed of him.  The Queen used to ask me about the English noble who was always quarrelling with the cabmen about their fares.  They made quite a story of it.  I didn’t dare show my face at Court for a month.  I hope he treated his grandson better than he did the jarvies.”

“I don’t know,” answered Lord Henry.  “I fancy that the boy will be well off.  He is not of age yet.  He has Selby, I know.  He told me so.  And . . . his mother was very beautiful?”

“Margaret Devereux was one of the loveliest creatures I ever saw, Harry.  What on earth induced her to behave as she did, I never could understand.  She could have married anybody she chose.  Carlington was mad after her.  She was romantic, though.  All the women of that family were.  The men were a poor lot, but, egad! the women were wonderful.  Carlington went on his knees to her.  Told me so himself.  She laughed at him, and there wasn’t a girl in London at the time who wasn’t after him.  And by the way, Harry, talking about silly marriages, what is this humbug your father tells me about Dartmoor wanting to marry an American?  Ain’t English girls good enough for him?”

“It is rather fashionable to marry Americans just now, Uncle George.”

“I’ll back English women against the world, Harry,” said Lord Fermor, striking the table with his fist.

“The betting is on the Americans.”

“They don’t last, I am told,” muttered his uncle.

“A long engagement exhausts them, but they are capital at a steeplechase.  They take things flying.  I don’t think Dartmoor has a chance.”

“Who are her people?” grumbled the old gentleman.  “Has she got any?”

Lord Henry shook his head.  “American girls are as clever at concealing their parents, as English women are at concealing their past,” he said, rising to go.

“They are pork-packers, I suppose?”

“I hope so, Uncle George, for Dartmoor’s sake.  I am told that pork-packing is the most lucrative profession in America, after politics.”

“Is she pretty?”

“She behaves as if she was beautiful.  Most American women do.  It is the secret of their charm.”

“Why can’t these American women stay in their own country? 
They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women.”

“It is.  That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it,” said Lord Henry.  “Good-bye, Uncle George.  I shall be late for lunch, if I stop any longer.  Thanks for giving me the information I wanted.  I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.”