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[Illustration: THE DREAM OF BLISS.]
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[Illustration: Fussy Old Party (who likes to make sure). “ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU GO TO TUNBRIDGE WELLS?”
Driver (to Conductor). “’ERE, BILL, WE ARE CARELESS. SOMEONE MUST HAVE PINCHED THE NAME-BOARDS WHEN WE WEREN’T LOOKING.”]
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“There is no such thing
as infallibility in rerum
naturae.”—Provincial
Paper.
Nor, apparently, in journalistic Latin.
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“Reward.—Bedroom
taken Tuesday, 27th, between Holborn and
Woburn-place. A basket
and umbrella left.”—Daily Paper.
We compliment the victim of this theft on his courtesy in calling the thieves’ attention to their oversight.
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[Illustration: Exhausted War Profiteer. “DEER FORESTS FOR THE ’IDLE RICH’ BE BLOWED! THE ‘NEW POOR’ CAN ’AVE ’EM FOR ME.”]
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OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
(By Mr. Punch’s Staff of Learned Clerks.)
The long-promised Herbert Beerbohm Tree (HUTCHINSON), than which I have expected no book with more impatience, turns out to be a volume full of lively interest, though rather an experiment in snap-shot portraiture from various angles than a full-dress biography. Mr. MAX BEERBOHM has arranged the book, himself contributing a short memoir of his brother, which, together with what Lady TREE aptly calls her Reverie, fills some two-thirds of it with the more intimate view of the subject, the rest being supplied by the outside appreciations of friends and colleagues. If I were to sum up my impression of the resulting picture it would be in the word “happiness.” Not without reason did the TREES name a daughter FELICITY. Here was a life spent in precisely the kind of success that held most delight for the victor—honour, love, obedience, troops of friends; all that Macbeth missed his exponent enjoyed in flowing measure. Perhaps TREE was never a great actor, because he found existence too “full of a number of things”; if so he was something considerably jollier, the enthusiastic,