And to guard the British traders, gallant men and
merry younkers,
In their coats of blue and scarlet, still
are stationed at the
post,
Whilst the migratory natives, who are known as “Tillie-bunkas,”
Grub up and down for ground-nuts and chaffer
on the coast.
Furthermore, to help the trader in his laudable vocation,
We have heaps of little treaties with
a host of little kings,
And, at times, the coloured caitiffs in their wild
inebriation,
Gather round us, little hornets, with
uncomfortable stings.
To my tale:—The King of Barra had been
getting rather “sarsy,”
In fact, for such an insect, he was coming
it too strong,
So we sent a small detachment—it was led
by Colonel D’Arcy—
To drive him from his capital of Tubabecolong!
Now on due investigation, when his land they had invaded,
They learnt from information which was
brought them by the guides
That the worthy King of Barra had completely barracaded
The spacious mud-construction where his
majesty resides.
“At it, boys!” said Colonel D’Arcy,
and himself was first to enter,
And his fellows tried to follow with the
customary cheers;
Through the town he dashed impatient, but had scarcely
reached the
centre
Ere he found the task before him was a
task for pioneers.
For so strongly and so stoutly all the gates were
palisaded,
The supports could never enter if he did
not clear a way:—
But Sammy Hodge, perceiving how the foe might be “persuaded,”
Had certain special talents which he hastened
to display.
Whilst the bullets, then, were flying, and the bayonets
were glancing
Whilst the whole affair in fury rather
heightened than relaxed,
With axe in hand, and silently, our pioneer advancing
SMOTE THE GATE; AND BADE IT OPEN; AND IT DID—AS
IT WAS AXED!
L’ENVOI.
Just a word of explanation, it may save us from a
quarrel,
I have really no intention—’twould
be shameful if I had,
Of preaching you a blatant, democratic kind of moral;
For the “swell, you know,”
the D’Arcy, fought as bravely as the
“cad!”
Yet I own that sometimes thinking how a courteous
decoration
May be won by shabby service or disreputable
dodge,
I regard with more than pleasure—with a
sense of consolation—
The Victoria Cross “For Valour”
on the breast of Sammy Hodge!
THE RELIEF OF LUCKNOW.
(October 25, 1857.)
BY R.T.S. LOWELL.
Oh! that last day in Lucknow
fort!
We knew that it
was the last:
That the enemy’s mines
had crept surely in,
And the end was
coming fast.
To yield to that foe meant
worse than death;
And the men and
we all work’d on:
It was one day more, of smoke
and roar,
And then it would
all be done.