With regard to reading aloud in the sick room, my experience is, that when the sick are too ill to read to themselves, they can seldom bear to be read to.  Children, eye-patients, and uneducated persons are exceptions, or where there is any mechanical difficulty in reading.  People who like to be read to, have generally not much the matter with them; while in fevers, or where there is much irritability of brain, the effort of listening to reading aloud has often brought on delirium.  I speak with great diffidence; because there is an almost universal impression that it is sparing the sick to read aloud to them.  But two things are certain:—­

[Sidenote:  Read aloud slowly, distinctly, and steadily to the sick.]

(1.) If there is some matter which must be read to a sick person, do it slowly.  People often think that the way to get it over with least fatigue to him is to get it over in least time.  They gabble; they plunge and gallop through the reading.  There never was a greater mistake.  Houdin, the conjuror, says that the way to make a story seem short is to tell it slowly.  So it is with reading to the sick.  I have often heard a patient say to such a mistaken reader, “Don’t read it to me; tell it me."[18] Unconsciously he is aware that this will regulate the plunging, the reading with unequal paces, slurring over one part, instead of leaving it out altogether, if it is unimportant, and mumbling another.  If the reader lets his own attention wander, and then stops to read up to himself, or finds he has read the wrong bit, then it is all over with the poor patient’s chance of not suffering.  Very few people know how to read to the sick; very few read aloud as pleasantly even as they speak.  In reading they sing, they hesitate, they stammer, they hurry, they mumble; when in speaking they do none of these things.  Reading aloud to the sick ought always to be rather slow, and exceedingly distinct, but not mouthing—­rather monotonous, but not sing song—­rather loud, but not noisy—­and, above all, not too long.  Be very sure of what your patient can bear.

[Sidenote:  Never read aloud by fits and starts to the sick.]

(2.) The extraordinary habit of reading to oneself in a sick room, and reading aloud to the patient any bits which will amuse him or more often the reader, is unaccountably thoughtless.  What do you think the patient is thinking of during your gaps of non-reading?  Do you think that he amuses himself upon what you have read for precisely the time it pleases you to go on reading to yourself, and that his attention is ready for something else at precisely the time it pleases you to begin reading again?  Whether the person thus read to be sick or well, whether he be doing nothing or doing something else while being thus read to, the self-absorption and want of observation of the person who does it, is equally difficult to understand—­although very often the read_ee_ is too amiable to say how much it disturbs him.