Wilt Thou Torchy eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 268 pages of information about Wilt Thou Torchy.

Wilt Thou Torchy eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 268 pages of information about Wilt Thou Torchy.

Course, we had to clear out then, for it’s a secret confab of the whole executive committee that develops, includin’ Auntie.  But we got a full report later.  It seems Rupert was skittish about havin’ naval officers snoopin’ around the yacht.  For one thing, he don’t want ’em to find out that this is a treasure-huntin’ cruise, on account of the government’s bein’ apt to hog part of the swag.  Then, there’s all them guns stowed away below.  He explains how this Petrel is a slow old tub that he don’t believe could overhaul the Agnes before dark.  So why not make a run for it?

The reg’lar yacht captain was dead against anything like that.  He wouldn’t advise monkeyin’ with the United States Navy, if they was askin’ him.  Better chuck the guns overboard.  As for Old Hickory, he was sort of on the fence.

Who do you guess it was, though, that stood out for makin’ the nervy getaway?  Auntie.  Uh-huh!  All this panicky talk by Meyers and the yacht captain only warmed up her sportin’ blood.  What right, she wanted to know, had a snippy little gunboat to hold up a private party of perfectly good New Yorkers and ask ’em where they was goin’?  Humph!  What was the government, anyway?  Just a lot of cheap officeholders who spent their time bothering our best people about customs duties and income taxes.  For her part, she didn’t care a snap about the navy.  If the Agnes could get away, why not breeze ahead?

I expect that proposition must have appealed to Old Hickory, for he swung to her side at the last, and that’s the way it was settled.  They decided to make no bones about what was up.  Mr. Ellins calls us together and makes a little speech, sayin’ if anybody don’t like the prospect he’s sorry, but it can’t be helped.

Then the crew gets busy.  Black smoke begins pourin’ out of the stack and the engines are tuned up to top speed.  All the awnin’s are taken in and every flag pulled down.  The Agnes proceeds to hump herself, too.

“Twelve knots,” reports Old Hickory, inspectin’ the patent log.  “The Captain thinks he can get fourteen out of her.  The Petrel’s best is sixteen.”

“At least, we have a good start,” says Auntie, gazin’ off where a thin smudge shows on the sky line.  “And before they can get near enough to shoot they can’t see us.  I suppose they’d be just impudent enough to shoot if they could?”

“Oh, yes,” says Old Hickory.  “We’re outlaws now, you know.”

“Who cares?” says Auntie, shruggin’ her shoulders.

Say, I wasn’t so much surprised at Mr. Ellins.  He’s spent most of his life slippin’ things over on the government.  Auntie, though!  A steady, solemn old girl with her pedigree printed in the Social Register.  You wouldn’t have thought it of her.

“Some plunger, Auntie, eh?” says I to Vee.  “She don’t seem to care what happens.”

“I never knew she could be so reckless,” says Vee.  “Getting us chased by a warship!  Isn’t that rather dangerous, Torchy?”

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