knows too that women are not admitted to the Vatican,
and therefore the habits of the court are not effeminate,
while the whole of its time is spent in transacting
state affairs; and the due course of justice is not
disturbed by certain feminine passions.”
After this statement, startling to any one with a
knowledge of the past, and still more to an inhabitant
of Rome at the present day, the devout inquirer wisely
deserts the domain of stern facts, and betakes himself
to abstract considerations. His first position,
that the Vicar of Christ ought to follow the example
of his master, who had neither court nor kingdom,
nor where to lay his head, is upset at once by the
argumentum ad hominem, that, according to the
same rule, every believer ought to get crucified.
No escape from this dilemma presenting itself to
our friend D’s devout but feeble mind, X follows
up the assault, by asking him, as a deductio ad
absurdum, whether he should like to see the Pope
in sandals like St Peter. The catechumen falls
into the trap at once; flares up at the idea of such
degradation being inflicted on the “Master of
kings and Father of the faithful;” and asks
indignantly if, for a “touch of Italianita,”
he is to be suspected of having “washed away
his baptism from his brow.” Henceforth
great D, after “Charles Reade’s”
style, becomes little d. Logically speaking,
it is all over with him. If the Pope be the
master of kings, he must by analogy have the rights
of a master, liberty to instruct and power to correct.
The old parallel of a schoolmaster and his scholars
is adduced. D feels he is caught; states, in
the stock formula, “that this parallel between
the master of kings and the master of scholars puzzles
me, because it is unimpeachable; and yet I don’t
want to concede everything, and cannot deny everything.”
As a last effort, he suggests with hesitation, that
“after all, a law which secured the Pope perfect
liberty of speech, action and judgment, would fulfil
all the necessities of the case; and that in other
respects the Pope might be a subject like anybody
else.” On this suggestion X tramples brutally.
D is asked, how the observance of this law is to
be enforced, and can give no answer, on which X bursts
into the most virulent abuse of all liberal governments
in terms commensurate with the offence. “Praised
be God, the days of Henry the VIIIth are passed, and
Catholics and Bishops, and all men of great and free
intellects need no longer lose their heads beneath
the British axe. But are you ignorant that the
‘most catholic France’ has had proclaimed
from her tribunes, that the law is of no creed?
Are you ignorant of the Josephian laws of Austria?
Glory be now to her young and most devout of catholic
sovereigns! but are you not aware, that in the reign
of Joseph the bishops in that empire were not allowed
to write to, or correspond freely with, the Pope?
. . . I suppose, forsooth, you expect observance
of the law from those liberal governments of yours,