sympathy, are addressed to all whom it may concern.
The same are repeated again and again in the daily
and weekly papers. A public meeting is called,
and the names of intending members are enrolled; special
meetings follow, held at the large room of the ‘Mother
Bunch;’ the enrolled members are summoned; officers
and functionaries are balloted for and appointed; rules
and regulations are drawn up, considered, adopted,
certified, and printed. Mr Nogoe is confirmed
in his double function as secretary and treasurer.
Subscriptions flow in; and, to Bowley’s infinite
gratification, beer and spirits begin to flow out.
The Charitable Chums, though eminently provident,
are as bibulous as they are benevolent; for every sixpence
they invest for the contingencies of the future tense,
they imbibe at least half-a-crown for the exigencies
of the present. The society soon rises into a
condition of astonishing prosperity. The terms
being liberal beyond all precedent, the Charitable
Chums’ becomes wonderfully popular. A guinea
a week during sickness, besides medical attendance,
and ten pounds at death, or half as much at the death
of a wife, are assured for half the amount of subscription
payable at the old clubs. The thing is as cheap
as dirt. The clerk has as much as he can do to
enregister the names of new applicants, and keep accounts
of the entrance-money. By way of keeping the
society before the public, special meetings are held
twice a month, to report progress, and parade the
state of the funds. Before the new society is
a year old, they have nearly one thousand pounds in
hand; and Bowley’s house, now known far and
wide as the centre and focus of the Charitable Chums,
swarms with that provident brotherhood, who meet by
hundreds under the auspices of ‘Mother Bunch,’
to cultivate sympathy and brotherly love, and to irrigate
those delicate plants with libations of Bowley’s
gin and Bowley’s beer. The Free-and-easy
is now every night choke full of wide-mouthed harmonists.
The ‘Concert this Evening’ is no longer
a mere mythic pretence, but a very substantial and
vociferous fact. The old grand-piano, and the
old, ragged player, have been cashiered, and sent
about their business; and a bran-new Broadwood, presided
over by a rattling performer, occupies their place.
Bowley’s blooming wife, attended by a brace
of alcoholic naiads, blossoms beneath the crimson
drapery of the bar, and dispenses ‘nods and becks,
and wreathed smiles,’ and ‘noggins of
max,’ and ‘three-outers,’
to the votaries of benevolence and ‘Mother Bunch;’
and the landlord is happy, and in his element, because
the world goes well with him.