A man in New-York enjoys such very excellent spirits that he has only to drink water to intoxicate himself.
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TO JOBBING PATRIOTS.
MR.
GEORGE ROBINS.
with unparalleled gratification,
begs to state that he has it in
Command
to announce, that in consequence of
LORD
JOHN RUSSELL’S LETTER
to the citizens of London having satisfactorily
convinced her
MOST
GRACIOUS MAJESTY
that
a change of ministry
CANNOT
be productive of a corresponding transformation
of measures, and that
the late
POLITICO-GLADIATORIAL
STRUGGLE
for the guerdon of office could only have
emanated from a highly
commendatory desire on the part of the
disinterested and patriotic
belligerents
TO
SERVE THEMSELVES
or
their country,
HIS
ROYAL MISTRESS,
ever solicitous to enchain the hearts
of her devoted subjects, by an
impartial exercise of her prerogative,
has determined to submit to the
ARBITRATION OF HIS HUMBLE
HAMMER,
some of those desirable places,
so long known as the stimuli to the
LACTANT
LYCURGI
of the nineteenth century.
LOT 1.
FIRST LORD OF THE TREASURY,
at present in possession of Lord Melbourne.
This will be found a most
eligible investment, as it embraces a considerable
extent of female
patronage, comprising the appointments of those
valuable legislative
adjuncts,
THE LADIES OF THE BEDCHAMBER,
AND THE ROYAL NURSES, WET AND DRY;
together with those household desiderata,
COALS AND CANDLES,
and an unlimited
RUN OF THE ROYAL KITCHEN.
LOT
2.
SECRETARY OF STATE FOR THE
COLONIAL DEPARTMENT,
at present occupied by Lord John Russell.
This lot must possess
considerable attraction for a gastronomical
experimentalist, as its
present proprietor has for a long time
been engaged in the discovery
of how few pinches of oatmeal and spoonsful
of gruel are sufficient
for a human pauper, and will be happy
to transfer his data to the
next fortunate proprietor. Any gentleman
desirous of embarking in the
manufacture of
SUGAR CANDY, MATCHES, OR CHEAP
BREAD,
would find this a desirable investment,
more particularly should he
wish to form either
A PAROCHIAL OR MATRIMONIAL
UNION,
as there are plans for the one, and hints
for the other, which will
be thrown into the bargain, being of no
further use to the present
noble incumbent.
LOT
3.
SECRETARY OF STATE FOR THE
HOME DEPARTMENT,
at present the property of Lord Normanby.
Is admirably calculated for
any one of a literary turn of mind, offering
resources peculiarly