weed. 
  That France, because she was left out,
  Did for a little while—­now bounce—­now pout,
  Is in the best of humours, and will still
  Lend us her Jullien, monarch of quadrille! 
  And as her Majesty’s a peaceful woman,
  She hopes we shall get into rows with no man. 
  Her Majesty is also glad to say,
  That as the Persian troops have march’d away,
  Her Minister has orders to resume
  His powers at Teheran, where he’s ta’en a room. 
  Her Majesty regrets that the Chinese
  Are running up the prices of our teas: 
  But should the Emperor continue crusty,
  Elliot’s to find out if his jacket’s dusty. 
  Her Majesty has also had the pleasure
  (By using a conciliatory measure)
  To settle Spain and Portugal’s division
  About the Douro treaty’s true provision. 
  Her Majesty (she grieves to say) ’s contrived to get,
  Like all her predecessors, into debt—­
  In Upper Canada, which, we suppose,
  By this time is a fact the Council knows,
  And what they think, or say, or write about it,
  You’ll he advised of, and the Queen don’t doubt it,
  But you’ll contrive to make the thing all square,
  So leaves the matter to your loyal care. 
      GENTLEMEN OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS,
  Her Majesty, I’m proud to say, relies
  On you with confidence for the supplies;
  And, as there’s much to pay, she begs to hint
  She hopes sincerely you’ll not spare the Mint. 
      MY LORDS AND GENTLEMEN,
  The public till,
  I much regret to say, is looking ill;
  For Canada and China, and the Whigs—­no, no—­
  Some other prigs—­have left the cash so-so: 
  But as our soldiers and our tars, brave lads,
  Won’t shell out shells till we shell out the brads,
  Her Majesty desires you’ll be so kind
  As to devise some means to raise the wind,
  Either by taxing more or taxing less,
  Relieving or increasing our distress;
  Or by increasing twopennies to quarterns,
  Or keeping up the price which “Commons shortens;”
  By making weavers’ wages high or low,
  Or other means, but what we do not know. 
  But the one thing our royal mistress axes,
  Is, that you’ll make the people pay their taxes. 
  The last request, I fear, will cause surprise—­
  Her Majesty requests you to be wise. 
  If you comply at once, the world will own
  It is the greatest miracle e’er known.

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THE DINNEROLOGY OF ENGLAND.

Man is the only animal that cooks his dinner before he eats it.  All other species of the same genus are content to take the provisions of nature as they find them; but man’s reason has designed pots and roasting-jacks, stewpans and bakers’ ovens; thus opening a wide field for the exercise of that culinary ingenuity which has rendered the names of Glasse and Kitchiner immortal.  Of such importance