1.

MY LORD,—­In the present critical state of your lordship’s situation, it behoves every lover of his country and her friends, to endeavour to assuage, as much as possible, the awkward predicament in which your lordship and colleagues will soon be thrown.  My dining-rooms in Broad-street, St. Giles’s, have long been held in high estimation by my customers, for

[Illustration:  BEEF A-LA-MODE;]

and I can offer you an excellent basin of leg-of-beef soup, with bread and potatoes, for threepence.  Imitated by all, equalled by none.

N.B.  Please observe the address—­Broad-street, St. Giles’s.

2.

A widow lady, superintendent of a boarding-house, in an airy and cheerful part of Kentish Town, will be happy to receive Lord Melbourne as an inmate, when an ungrateful nation shall have induced his retirement from office.  Her establishment is chiefly composed of single ladies, addicted to backgammon, birds, and bible meetings, who would, nevertheless, feel delighted in the society of a man of Lord Melbourne’s acknowledged gallantry.  The dinner-table is particularly well furnished, and a rubber is generally got up every evening, at which Lord M. could play long penny points if he wished it.

Address S.M., Post-office, Kentish Town.

3.

Grosjean, Restaurateur, Castle-street, Leicester-square, a l’honneur de prevenir Milord Melbourne qu’il se trouvera bien servi a son etablissement.  Il peut commander un bon potage an choux, trois plats, avec pain a discretion, et une pinte de demi-et-demi; enfin, il pourra parfaitement avoir ses sacs souffles[4] pour un schilling.  La societe est tres comme-il-faut, et on ne donne rien au garcon.

    [4] French idiom—­“He will be well able to blow his bags
        out!”—­PUNCH, with the assistance of his friend in the
        show—­the foreign gentleman.

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(Rose-coloured paper, scented.  At first supposed to be from a lady of the bedchamber, but contradicted by the sequel.)

Flattering deceiver, and man of many loves,

My fond heart still clings to your cherished memory.  Why have I listened to the honied silver of your seducing accents?  Your adored image haunts me night and day.  How is the treasury?—­can you still spare me ten shillings?  YOURS,

AMANDA.

5.

JOHN MARVAT respectfully begs to offer to the notice of Lord Melbourne his Bachelor’s Dispatch, or portable kitchen.  It will roast, bake, boil, stew, steam, melt butter, toast bread, and diffuse a genial warmth at one and the same time, for the outlay of one halfpenny.  It is peculiarly suited for lamb, in any form, which requires delicate dressing, and is admirably adapted for concocting mint-sauce, which delightful adjunct Lord Melbourne may, ere long, find some little difficulty in procuring.

High Holborn.

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