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Start of eBook | 1 |
VOLUME THE FIRST. | 1 |
THE FACETIAE | 1 |
INTRODUCTION. | 2 |
POLITICAL SUMMARY. | 2 |
NOTES. | 6 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 10 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING JULY 17, 1841. | 10 |
COMMERCIAL INTELLIGENCE. | 12 |
SOMETHING WARLIKE. | 12 |
HUME’S TERMINOLOGY. | 12 |
NATIVE SWALLOWS. | 13 |
LORD MELBOURNE TO “PUNCH.” | 13 |
A RAILROAD NOVEL | 13 |
SPECIMEN. | 14 |
VOL. I. | 14 |
VOL. II. | 14 |
VOL. III. | 15 |
LESSONS IN PUNMANSHIP. | 15 |
A SYNOPSIS OF VOTING, ARRANGED ACCORDING TO THE CATEGORIES OF “CANT.” | 15 |
VOTING MAY BE CONSIDERED AS | 16 |
THE PROFESSIONAL SINGER | 19 |
AN AN-TEA ANACREONTIC. | 23 |
COURT CIRCULAR. | 26 |
A QUARTER-DAY COGITATION. | 27 |
STREET POLITICS. | 27 |
SONGS FOR THE SENTIMENTAL. | 29 |
A PUBLIC CONVENIENCE. | 30 |
CANDIDATES UNDER DIFFERENT PHASES | 30 |
FINE ARTS. | 30 |
FOR THE HALF CONDEMNED: | 32 |
THE TOTALLY CONDEMNED: | 32 |
A COMMENTARY ON THE ELECTIONS. | 32 |
TO THE BLACK-BALLED OF THE UNITED SERVICE. | 33 |
AN ALLIGATOR CHAIRMAN. | 36 |
AN ODE. | 37 |
MR. HUME. | 39 |
THE DRAMA. | 39 |
A CARD. | 41 |
FOR MELO-DRAMA. | 41 |
FOR FARCES. | 42 |
FOR COMEDIES. | 42 |
WHY AND BECAUSE. | 42 |
THE REAL AND THE IDEAL; OR, THE CATASTROPHE OF A VICTORIA MELO-DRAMA. | 42 |
QUALIFICATIONS FOR AN M.P. | 42 |
THE ENTIRE ANIMAL. | 43 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 43 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING JULY 24, 1841. | 43 |
WHIG-WAGGERIES. | 45 |
SPORTING. | 46 |
STENOTYPOGRAPHY. | 48 |
NEWS OF EXTRAORDINARY INTEREST. | 49 |
A CON. BY TOM COOKE. | 50 |
CLAR’ DE KITCHEN. | 50 |
A PARTY OF MEDALLERS. | 51 |
A CHAPTER ON BOOTS. | 51 |
HINTS ON MELO-DRAMATIC MUSIC. | 55 |
THE RISING SUN. | 56 |
THE PUNCH CORRESPONDENCE. | 57 |
CHARACTERISTIC CORRESPONDENCE. | 58 |
PUNCH AND PEEL. | 59 |
THE ELECTION OF BALLINAFAD. | 62 |
EPIGRAM. | 64 |
EPIGRAM ON SEEING AN EXECUTION. | 64 |
THE POET FOILED. | 64 |
ECCLESIASTICAL TRANSPORTATION. | 65 |
CONSISTENCY. | 65 |
THE SAILOR’S SECRET. | 65 |
SONGS FOR THE SENTIMENTAL. | 68 |
MARRIAGE AND CHRISTENING EXTRAORDINARY. | 68 |
OMINOUS. | 68 |
CROSS READINGS. | 68 |
A WOOD CUT. | 69 |
REVENGE IS SWEET. | 69 |
QUESTION BY THE DISOWNED OF NOTTINGHAM. | 70 |
ANSWER BY COLONEL SIBTHORP. | 70 |
REVIEW. | 70 |
TO THE LAUGHTER-LOVING PUBLIC. | 70 |
CHANT. | 71 |
THE DRAMA | 71 |
MY FRIEND THE CAPTAIN. | 72 |
LITERARY QUERIES AND REPLIES | 74 |
QUESTION BY SIR EDWARD LYTTON BULWER, BART, | 74 |
QUESTION BY LADY BLESSINGTON, | 74 |
A SPEECH FROM THE HUSTINGS. | 74 |
FASHIONABLE MOVEMENTS. | 75 |
EPIGRAM ON A VERY LARGE WOMAN. | 75 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 75 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING JULY 31, 1841. | 75 |
TO JOBBING PATRIOTS. | 77 |
THE DIARY OF A LORD MAYOR. | 78 |
THE LOVES OF THE PLANTS. | 80 |
MODERN WAT TYLERS. | 81 |
CIVILISATION. | 81 |
NOUVEAU MANUEL DU VOYAGEUR. | 84 |
THE OMNIBUS | 85 |
PRAY DON’T TELL THE GOVERNOR. | 85 |
THE EXPLOSIVE BOX. | 86 |
EXCLUSIVE INTELLIGENCE. | 86 |
ANIMAL MAGNETISM. | 86 |
THE NEW HOUSE. | 87 |
WATERFORD ELECTION. | 88 |
THE NORMANDIE “NO GO.” | 89 |
A CONUNDRUM BY COL. SIBTHORP. | 89 |
A CLASSICAL INSCRIPTION FOR A CIGAR CASE. | 90 |
FREE TRANSLATION. | 90 |
FASHIONS FOR THE PRESENT WEEK. | 90 |
BREACH OF PRIVILEGE. | 90 |
SHOCKING WANT OF SYMPATHY. | 90 |
PUNCH AND PEEL | 90 |
A FAIR OFFER | 93 |
FINE ARTS. | 96 |
A BARRISTER’S CARD. | 96 |
THE WIFE CATCHERS. | 97 |
CHAPTER I. | 97 |
POOR JOHN BULL. | 100 |
A STRONG RESEMBLANCE. | 100 |
A PRUDENT CHANGE. | 100 |
THE ABOVE-BRIDGE NAVY. | 100 |
CORRESPONDENCE. | 102 |
A MOVING SCENE. | 103 |
THE DRAMA | 103 |
MACBETH AT THE SURREY. | 105 |
HOP INTELLIGENCE | 106 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 107 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING AUGUST 7, 1841. | 107 |
CHAPTER II. | 107 |
SONGS FOR THE SENTIMENTAL, NO. 3. | 110 |
A NATURAL DEDUCTION | 110 |
THE POLITICAL QUACK. | 113 |
TO FANCY BUILDERS AND CAPITALISTS. | 113 |
LITERARY RECIPES. | 114 |
HOW TO COOK UP A FASHIONABLE NOVEL. | 114 |
A SENTIMENTAL DITTO. | 114 |
A STARTLING ROMANCE. | 114 |
AN HISTORICAL DITTO. | 115 |
A NARRATIVE. | 115 |
BIOGRAPHY OF KINGS. | 115 |
DRAMATIC RECIPES. | 115 |
FOR MESSRS. MACREADY AND CHARLES KEAN. | 115 |
FOR THE ROYAL VIC. | 116 |
FOR THE SURREY NAUTICAL. | 116 |
OUR CITY ARTICLE. | 116 |
SUPREME: COURT OF THE LORD HIGH INQUISITOR PUNCH. | 117 |
TO BAD JOKERS. | 119 |
“MY NAME’S THE DOCTOR”—(vide Peel’s Speech at Tamworth.) | 120 |
PUNCH’S INFORMATION FOR THE PEOPLE.—NO. 1. | 120 |
NEW STUFFING FOR THE SPEAKER’S CHAIR. | 122 |
OLD BAILEY. | 123 |
LEGAL PUGILISM. | 123 |
INQUEST. | 123 |
RUMBALL THE COMEDIAN. | 123 |
FOREIGN AFFAIRS. | 123 |
THE MINTO-HOUSE MANIFESTO | 126 |
PUNCH AND SIR JOHN POLLEN. | 128 |
PUNCH | 129 |
HUMFERY CHEAT-’EM.—(Vide Ainsworth’s “Guy Fawkes.”) | 129 |
THE BOY JONES’S LOG. | 130 |
THE ADVANTAGES OF ANIMAL MAGNETISM. | 133 |
FASHIONABLE INTELLIGENCE. | 134 |
A BITTER DRAUGHT. | 135 |
A HINT TO THE UGLY. | 135 |
ON THE POPULARITY OF MR. CH—S K—N. | 136 |
THE DRAMA. | 137 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 139 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING AUGUST 14, 1841. | 139 |
CHAPTER III. | 139 |
SONGS FOR THE SENTIMENTAL. | 142 |
LADY MORGAN’S LITTLE ONE. | 142 |
THE ROYAL LION AND UNICORN | 142 |
UNIVERSITY OF LONDON. | 145 |
SELECTIONS FROM THE EXAMINATION PAPERS. | 146 |
MEDICINE. | 146 |
CHEMISTRY AND NATURAL PHILOSOPHY. | 147 |
ANIMAL ECONOMY. | 147 |
HARVEST PROSPECTS. | 147 |
PUNCH’S RANDOM RECOLLECTIONS OF THE HOUSE OF LORDS. | 148 |
EXTRAORDINARY OPERATION. | 150 |
EXTRAORDINARY ASSIZE INTELLIGENCE. | 150 |
A SPOKE IN S—Y’S WHEEL! | 151 |
A NATURAL INFERENCE. | 151 |
BLACK AND WHITE. | 151 |
IRISH PARTICULAR. | 151 |
HITTING THE RIGHT NAIL ON THE HEAD. | 152 |
CHARLES KEAN’S “CHEEK.” | 152 |
THE STATE DOCTOR. | 153 |
ON DITS OF THE CLUBS. | 155 |
THE REJECTED ADDRESS OF THE MELANCHOLY WHIGS. | 155 |
LORD JOHNNY “LICKING THE BIRSE.” | 156 |
A QUERY. | 156 |
NURSERY EDUCATION REPORT. | 157 |
INJURED INNOCENCE. | 157 |
PUBLIC AFFAIRS ON PHRENOLOGICAL PRINCIPLES. | 158 |
JOCKY JASON. | 159 |
NEW CODE OF SIGNALS. | 159 |
LABOURS OF THE BRITISH ASSOCIATION FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF SCIENCE. | 161 |
A GOOD REASON. | 161 |
THE SPEAKERSHIP. | 163 |
AN INQUIRY FROM DEAF BURKE, ESQ. | 164 |
THE MANSION-HOUSE PARROT. | 164 |
MATRIMONIAL AGENCY. | 164 |
A DRESS REHEARSAL. | 166 |
THE DRAMA. | 166 |
A LADY AND GENTLEMAN | 168 |
LATEST FOREIGN. | 170 |
AN USEFUL ALLY. | 170 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 170 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING AUGUST 21, 1841. | 170 |
CHAPTER IV. | 170 |
CORRESPONDENCE EXTRAORDINARY. | 173 |
ENGLISH AND AMERICAN PRODUCE. | 174 |
THE GENTLEMAN’S OWN BOOK. | 175 |
INTRODUCTION. | 175 |
IF I HAD A THOUSAND A-YEAR. | 177 |
MY UNCLE BUCKET. | 177 |
IMPORTANT DISCOVERY. | 181 |
A THING UNFIT TO A(P)PEAR. | 181 |
CURIOUS COINCIDENCE. | 184 |
THEATRE ROYAL | 184 |
ADDRESS TO THE PUBLIC. | 184 |
VIVANT KANT ET TOMFOOLERIE. | 185 |
THE WHIGS’ LAST DYING SPEECH, AS DELIVERED BY THE QUEEN | 186 |
THE QUEEN’S SPEECH. | 186 |
A NEW VERSION OF BELSHAZZAR’S FEAST. | 188 |
SUPREME COURT OF THE LORD HIGH INQUISITOR PUNCH. | 188 |
THE ADVANTAGES OF STYLE. | 189 |
SPORTING IN DOWNING STREET. | 190 |
PUNCH’S EXTRA DRAMATIC INTELLIGENCE | 191 |
THE MONEY MARKET | 191 |
SIGNS OF THE TIMES. | 191 |
TO BAKERS AND FISHMONGERS. | 191 |
CLEVER ROGUES. | 192 |
MUNTZ ON THE STATE OF THE CROPS. | 192 |
LORD MELBOURNE’S LETTER-BAG. | 192 |
LAYS OF THE LAZY. | 194 |
WIT WITHOUT MONEY: | 195 |
BY VAMPYRE HORSELEECH, ESQ | 195 |
CHAPTER II. | 195 |
LAM(B)ENTATIONS. | 197 |
THE DRAMA. | 198 |
MARY CLIFFORD. | 199 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 202 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING AUGUST 28, 1841. | 202 |
CHAPTER I. | 202 |
AN ACUTE ANGLE. | 205 |
LEVANT MAIL. | 207 |
TO MR GREEN, THE INSPECTOR OF HIGHWAYS. | 207 |
FASHIONABLE ARRIVALS. | 207 |
ADVICE GRATIS. | 208 |
PLEASANT CROPS ABROAD.—A GOOD LOOK OUT FOR THE SYRIANS. | 208 |
THE GENTLEMAN’S OWN BOOK. | 208 |
THE QUALITY | 208 |
BEGINNING EARLY. | 210 |
SIBTHORP’S VERY BEST. | 210 |
BEAUTIFUL COINCIDENCE!—A PAIR OF TOOLS. | 210 |
THE CURRAH CUT; | 211 |
BAD EITHER WAY. | 214 |
A CONSTANT PAIR. | 214 |
NARRATIVE OF AN AWFUL CASE OF EXTREME DISTRESS. | 214 |
THE RICH OLD BUFFER. | 217 |
PHILANTHROPY, FINE WRITING, AND FIREWORKS. | 218 |
IMPERIAL PARLIAMENT. | 218 |
THE DINNEROLOGY OF ENGLAND. | 219 |
INQUEST—NOT EXTRAORDINARY. | 221 |
NAPOLEON’S STATUE AT BOULOGNE. | 222 |
TO POLITICAL WRITERS, | 222 |
LETTER FROM THE EDITOR OF THE “TIMES.” | 223 |
CON. BY THEODORE HOOK. | 223 |
A CRUEL DISAPPOINTMENT. | 223 |
UNSATISFACTORY CONDITION OF FOREIGN BEEF—(CAUTION TO GOURMANDS). | 223 |
A TRIFLE FROM LITTLE TOMMY. | 223 |
PROSPECTUS FOR A PROVIDENT ANNUITY COMPANY. | 224 |
AWFUL ACCIDENT. | 224 |
HINTS TO NEW MEMBERS. | 225 |
RATHER SUICIDAL. | 226 |
NOVEL EXPERIMENT.—GREAT SCREW. | 226 |
PUNCH’S INFORMATION FOR THE PEOPLE.—NO. 3. | 226 |
CHAPTER 1. | 227 |
AN IMMINENT BREACH. | 228 |
SCHOOL OF DESIGN. | 228 |
A HINT TO THE NEW LORD CHAMBERLAIN. | 229 |
VOCAL EVASION. | 229 |
A PUN FROM THE ROW. | 230 |
PLEASURES OF HOPE (RATHER EXPENSIVE). | 230 |
FASHIONS FOR THE MONTH. | 230 |
ARTISTIC EXECUTION. | 230 |
NEW PARLIAMENTARY RETURNS. | 230 |
RATHER OMINOUS! | 231 |
HEAVY LIGHTNESS. | 231 |
THE DRAMA. | 231 |
THE GREAT UNACTABLES. | 234 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 236 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING SEPTEMBER 5, 1841. | 236 |
THE CUT | 236 |
SONGS FOR THE SENTIMENTAL. — NO. 6. | 238 |
GENERAL SATISFACTION. | 239 |
ADVERTISEMENT. | 239 |
INQUEST EXTRAORDINARY. | 243 |
THE GREAT CRICKET MATCH AT ST. STEPHEN’S. | 243 |
DECIDEDLY UNPLEASANT. | 245 |
CURIOUS COINCIDENCE. | 245 |
THE BARTHOLOMEW FAIR SHOW-FOLKS. | 245 |
TO THE GULLIBLE PUBLIC. | 247 |
CAPITAL ILLUSTRATION. | 248 |
THE HEIR OF APPLEBITE. | 248 |
CHAPTER II. | 248 |
EPIGRAM. | 251 |
SHALL GREAT OLYMPUS TO A MOLEHILL STOOP? | 251 |
THE LETTER OF INTRODUCTION. | 251 |
PARLIAMENTARY INTENTIONS. | 253 |
EXTRA FASHIONABLE NEWS. | 254 |
A SINGULAR INADVERTENCE. | 254 |
THE MINISTRY’S ODE TO THE PASSIONS. | 254 |
SIR ROBERT PEEL AND THE QUEEN. | 256 |
SONGS OF THE SEEDY.—NO. 2. | 256 |
THE LOST MEDICAL PAPERS OF THE BRITISH ASSOCIATION. | 257 |
FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE. | 260 |
FANCIED FAIR. | 261 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 262 |
CONCERTS D’ETE. | 265 |
MADAME TUSSAUD’S, | 266 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 268 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING SEPTEMBER 12, 1841. | 268 |
CHAPTER III. | 268 |
TO CAPITALISTS. | 271 |
REASON’S NE PLUS ULTRA. | 271 |
CAUTION TO SPORTSMEN. | 271 |
OUT OF SEASON. | 271 |
THE GENTLEMAN’S OWN BOOK. | 272 |
THE GOLDEN-SQUARE REVOLUTION. | 273 |
RECOLLECTIONS OF A TRIP IN MR HAMPTON’S BALLOON. | 274 |
FEARFUL STATE OF LONDON! | 276 |
LOOKING ON THE BLACK SIDE OF THINGS. | 276 |
AWFUL CASE OF SMASHING!—FRIGHTFUL NEGLIGENCE OF THE POLICE | 276 |
NEW SWIMMING APPARATUS. | 276 |
SYNCRETIC LITERATURE. | 277 |
THE NEW ADMINISTRATION. | 279 |
A VOICE FROM THE AREA. | 280 |
MY FRIEND TOM. | 280 |
A HINT FOR POLITICIANS. | 284 |
A PRO AND CON. | 284 |
GALVANISM OUTDONE. | 284 |
NEWS FOR THE SYNCRETICS. | 284 |
PEEL “REGULARLY CALLED IN.” | 284 |
ROYAL NURSERY EDUCATION REPORT—NO. 3. | 288 |
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INAUGURATION OF THE IMAGE OF SHAKSPERE. | 291 |
A CARD. | 293 |
THE MONEY MARKET. | 293 |
THEATRICAL INTELLIGENCE. | 294 |
THE AMENDE HONORABLE. | 294 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 295 |
THE BOARDING SCHOOL. | 296 |
ENJOYMENT. | 298 |
FINE ARTS. | 299 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 301 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING SEPTEMBER 18, 1841. | 301 |
CHAPTER IV. | 301 |
SURREY ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS. | 304 |
ON THE SCIENCE OF ELECTIONEERING. | 304 |
THE STATISTICAL SOCIETY. | 306 |
A NOVEL ENTERTAINMENT. | 306 |
DONE AGAIN. | 307 |
ASSERTION OF THE UNINTELLIGIBLE. | 307 |
FLIGHT THE FIRST. | 307 |
HUMANE SUGGESTION. | 308 |
DIALOGUE BETWEEN THE STATUE OF GEORGE CANNING AND SIR ROBERT PEEL. | 308 |
THE BEAUTY OF BRASS. | 310 |
PUNCH AT THE ART-UNION EXHIBITION AGAIN | 310 |
SYNCRETIC LITERATURE | 312 |
A NEW THEORY OF POCKETS. | 314 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 316 |
THE CORN LAWS AND CHRISTIANITY. | 318 |
ENCOURAGEMENT OF NATIVE TALENT. | 321 |
PUNCH’S PENCILLINGS—NO. X. | 322 |
THE OMEN OUTWITTED: | 322 |
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OUR FOREIGN RELATIONS. | 328 |
SIBTHORP ON THE CORN LAW. | 328 |
FISH SAUCE. | 328 |
PUNCH’S INFORMATION FOR THE PEOPLE. | 328 |
A LECTURE ON MORALITY.—BY PUNCH. | 330 |
A BOWER OF BLISS IN STANGATE. | 334 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 336 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING SEPTEMBER 25, 1841. | 336 |
CHAPTER V. | 336 |
GRAVESEND. | 339 |
SCRUPULOUSLY PREPARED FROM THE RECIPE OF THE LATE | 339 |
AND PATRONISED BY | 339 |
ALSO BY THE | 339 |
AND THE | 340 |
TESTIMONIALS. | 340 |
W(H)AT TYLER. | 341 |
A MESMERIC ADVERTISEMENT. | 341 |
AN ALARMING STRIKE. | 342 |
SIR RHUBARB PILL, M.P. & M.D. | 342 |
NOVEL SUBSCRIPTIONS. | 343 |
SONGS FOR THE SENTIMENTAL.—NO. 7. | 343 |
THE MINISTERIAL TOP. | 344 |
BERNARD CAVANAGH | 344 |
SYNCRETIC LITERATURE. | 346 |
FATHER O’FLYNN AND HIS CONGREGATION. | 348 |
X. | 351 |
DOCTOR PEEL TAKING TIME TO CONSULT. | 351 |
BUNKS’S DISCOVERIES IN THE THAMES. | 354 |
A NEW CONJURING COMPANY. | 356 |
AN EXTENSIVE SACRIFICE. | 358 |
FASHIONABLE INTELLIGENCE. | 358 |
IMPORTANT INVENTION. | 359 |
THE BATTLE AND THE BREEZE. | 359 |
THE FASTING PHENOMENON. | 359 |
TORY BOONS. | 359 |
RECREATION FOR THE PUBLIC. | 360 |
A SHORT TREATISE OF DRAMATIC CASUALTIES. | 360 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 362 |
PUNCH AT THE NEW STRAND. | 367 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 369 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING OCTOBER 2, 1841. | 369 |
CONDENSED PARLIAMENTARY REPORT ON THE MISCELLANEOUS ESTIMATES. | 372 |
Q.E.D. | 372 |
EXPRESS FROM WINDSOR. | 374 |
A ROYAL DUCK. | 374 |
HIGH LIFE BELOW STAIRS. | 375 |
GREAT ANNUAL MICHAELMAS JUBILEE. | 375 |
FROM OUR OWN CORRESPONDENT. | 375 |
ORDER OF PROCESSION. | 375 |
DYER IGNORANCE. | 377 |
MAKING A COMPOSITION WITH ONE’S ANCESTORS. | 377 |
PUNCH’S HISTRIONIC READINGS IN HISTORY. | 377 |
WAR TO THE NAIL. | 379 |
MOLAR AND INCISOR. | 379 |
TWENTY POUNDS. | 379 |
CURIOSITY HUNTERS | 381 |
X. | 384 |
THE “WELL-DRESSED” AND THE “WELL-TO-DO.” | 385 |
TRANSACTIONS OF THE GEOLOGICAL SOCIETY OF HOOKHAM-CUM-SNIVEY. | 388 |
LAYS OF THE “BEAU MONDE.” | 390 |
METROPOLITAN IMPROVEMENTS. | 391 |
ERRATA IN THE “TIMES.” | 391 |
THE PHYSIOLOGY OF THE LONDON MEDICAL STUDENT | 391 |
MICHAELMAS DAY | 393 |
LIST OF OUTRAGES. | 394 |
ROOT AND BRANCH. | 394 |
SONGS FOR THE SENTIMENTAL.—NO. 8. | 394 |
POACHED EGOTISM. | 396 |
THE POLITICAL NATURALIST’S LIBRARY | 396 |
THE SUPER-NATURAL HISTORY OF— | 396 |
A GREAT CARD. | 397 |
THE POETICAL JUSTICE. | 397 |
THE EVIL MOST TO BE DREADED. | 397 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 397 |
SIBTHORPIANA. | 400 |
CURIOUS AMBIGUITY. | 401 |
THE THORNY PREMIER. | 401 |
TO PROFESSORS OF LANGUAGES WHO GIVE LONG CREDIT AND TAKE SMALL PAY. | 401 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 401 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING OCTOBER 9, 1841. | 401 |
SPORTING FACE. | 403 |
BRIGHTON | 403 |
CUSTOM-HOUSE SALE. LOT 1.—A PORT. | 404 |
CHAPTER VI. | 404 |
L’ETE | 407 |
LA TRENISE | 407 |
LA PASTORALE | 407 |
LA FINALE | 407 |
THE GENTLEMAN’S OWN BOOK. | 408 |
THE ORNAMENTS | 408 |
FUSBOS | 413 |
WHEREIN ARE CONSIDERED | 413 |
OR | 413 |
THE WHOLE ADAPTED TO | 413 |
BY | 413 |
BOOK I.—DEFINITIONS. | 413 |
MAJOR BENIOWSKY’S NEW ART OF MEMORY | 414 |
SONGS FOR THE SENTIMENTAL.—NO. 9. | 415 |
TO SIR ROBERT. | 416 |
CHRISTIANITY.—PRICE FIFTEEN SHILLINGS. | 416 |
SWEET AUTUMN DAYS. | 419 |
THE PHYSIOLOGY OF THE LONDON MEDICAL STUDENT. | 423 |
LIKE MASTER LIKE MAN. | 425 |
INQUEST EXTRAORDINARY ON A CORONER. | 425 |
A CURIOUS ERROR. | 426 |
PRIVATE CORRESPONDENCE. | 427 |
CONS BY OUR OWN COLONEL. | 427 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 427 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 431 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING OCTOBER 16, 1841. | 431 |
THE GEOLOGY OF SOCIETY. | 432 |
COVENTRY’S WISE PRECAUTION. | 434 |
CONTINUATIONS FROM CHINA. | 434 |
THE VERY “NEXT” JONATHAN. | 434 |
THOSE DIVING BELLES! THOSE DIVING BELLES! | 436 |
PROSPECTUS | 437 |
THE DIRECTORS | 437 |
ACTING SECRETARIES, | 437 |
NOTHING NEW. | 438 |
THE LABOURS OF THE SESSION. | 438 |
SO MUCH FOR BUCKINGHAM! | 439 |
PUNCH’S NEW GENERAL LETTER-WRITER. | 440 |
THE ANSWER TO THE SAME. | 440 |
(Secondly.) | 441 |
ANSWER TO THE SAME | 441 |
(Thirdly.) | 441 |
(Fourthly.) | 441 |
(Fifthly.) | 441 |
FUNK FLAT | 442 |
(Sixthly.) | 442 |
(Seventhly.) | 442 |
(Eighthly.) | 442 |
(Ninthly.) | 442 |
(Tenthly.) | 443 |
THE BARBER OF STOCKSBAWLER. | 443 |
LAURIE ON GEOGRAPHY. | 446 |
COOMBE’S LUNGS AND LEARNING. | 447 |
PARLIAMENTARY MASONS.—PARLIAMENTARY PICTURES. | 447 |
THE PHYSIOLOGY OF THE LONDON MEDICAL STUDENT. | 451 |
RECOMMENDATIONS FOR THE PREVENTION OF RAILWAY ACCIDENTS. | 454 |
THE POLITICAL EUCLID.—NO. 2. | 455 |
PROP. II.—PROBLEM. | 455 |
PROP. III.—PROBLEM | 456 |
THE VALUE OF STOCKS—LAST QUOTATION. | 456 |
THE SHOPMEN—POOR DEVILS | 457 |
(FROM ANOTHER CORRESPONDENT.) | 457 |
CONS. BY O CONNELL. | 458 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 458 |
PROMENADE CONCERTS. | 461 |
THE WAR WITH CHINA. | 462 |
TO BENEVOLENT AND HUMANE JOKERS. | 463 |
LAURIE’S ESSAY ON THE PHARMACOPOEIA. | 463 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 464 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING OCTOBER 23, 1841. | 464 |
ATRY-ANGLE. | 468 |
PUNCH’S COMMISSION TO INQUIRE INTO THE GENERAL DISTRESS. | 468 |
HORATIO FITZ-SPOONY | 468 |
THE TEA SERVICE ON SEA SERVICE. | 470 |
THE HEIR OF APPLEBITE. | 470 |
CHAPTER VII. | 470 |
NEW WORKS NOW IN THE PRESS. | 472 |
AMERICAN CONGRESS. | 472 |
EPITAPH ON A CANDLE. | 475 |
FIRE! FIRE! | 476 |
AN APPROPRIATE GIFT. | 477 |
A MALE DUE. | 478 |
CURIOUS SYNONYMS. | 478 |
HAPPY LAND! | 478 |
THE NEW STATE STRETCHER. | 478 |
ARRIVED AT LAST. | 479 |
EPIGRAM. | 479 |
THE PHYSIOLOGY OF THE LONDON MEDICAL STUDENT. | 482 |
LETTER No. II.—(Copy.) | 484 |
SOME THINGS TO WHICH THE IRISH WOULD NOT SWEAR. | 485 |
COMING EVENTS CAST THEIR SHADOWS BEFORE THEM. | 485 |
HOSTILITIES IN PRIVATE LIFE. | 485 |
GEOLOGY OF SOCIETY. | 487 |
THE WAPPING DELUGE. | 488 |
SAVORY CON. BY COX. | 488 |
A PAIR OF DUCKS. | 491 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 491 |
THE TWO LAST IMPORTANT SITTINGS. | 493 |
SIBTHORPIAN PROBLEMS. | 493 |
A SLAP AT JOHN CHINAMAN’S CHOPS. | 494 |
HUME LEEDS—WAKLEY FOLLOWS. | 494 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 494 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING OCTOBER 30, 1841. | 494 |
THE DESIRE OF PLEASING. | 498 |
THE HEIR OF APPLEBITE. | 498 |
CHAPTER VIII. | 498 |
BURKE’S HERALDRY. | 501 |
A SUGGESTION | 501 |
THE GOLD SNUFF-BOX. | 501 |
THE PENSIVE PEEL. | 504 |
DOMESTIC ECONOMY. | 504 |
A MAYOR’S NEST. | 507 |
THE PHYSIOLOGY OF THE LONDON MEDICAL STUDENT. | 507 |
EXPRESS FROM AMERICA. | 510 |
POLITICS OF THE OUTWARD MAN! | 510 |
LIST OF THE PREMIUMS | 514 |
FIRST PREMIUM. | 514 |
SECOND PREMIUM. | 514 |
THIRD PREMIUM. | 514 |
FOURTH PREMIUM. | 514 |
FIFTH PREMIUM. | 515 |
SIXTH PREMIUM. | 515 |
PUNCH’S REVIEW. | 515 |
OUR TRADE REPORT. | 517 |
RELATIVE GENTILITY. | 517 |
KEEPING IT DARK. | 517 |
THE GENTLEMAN’S OWN BOOK. | 517 |
HAMLET’S SOLILOQUY. | 519 |
THE MAN OF HABIT. | 519 |
PUNCH’S POLITICAL ECONOMY. | 520 |
ON THE KEY-VIVE. | 522 |
LAST NEW SAYINGS. | 522 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 522 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 526 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING NOVEMBER 6, 1841. | 526 |
THE HEIR OF APPLEBITE. | 529 |
CHAPTER VIII. | 529 |
A SCANDALOUS REPORT. | 531 |
THE FIRE AT THE TOWER. | 532 |
PLEASE TO REMEMBER THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER. | 533 |
THE RIVAL CANDIDATES. | 534 |
SIR FRANCIS BURDETT’S VISIT TO THE TOWER. | 539 |
REFORM YOUR LAWYERS’ BILLS. | 539 |
PEEL’S PRE-EXISTENCE! | 541 |
EPIGRAMS ON A LOUD AND SILLY TALKER. | 545 |
THE PHYSIOLOGY OF THE LONDON MEDICAL STUDENT. | 545 |
THE LORD MAYORS AND THE QUEEN. | 548 |
THE TWO NEW EQUITY JUDGES. | 549 |
MR. PUNCH, | 549 |
BEGS TO INFORM THE | 549 |
AN EXTRACT FROM THE SPECTATOR. | 549 |
SHIP NEWS. | 550 |
CAUSE AND EFFECT. | 550 |
SHOULD THIS MEET THE EYE— | 550 |
HARD AND FAST. | 550 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 551 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 557 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING NOVEMBER 13, 1841. | 557 |
FASHIONABLE INTELLIGENCE. | 558 |
SONGS FOR CATARRHS. | 559 |
A SONG FOR A CATARRH. | 559 |
AN UNDIVIDED MOIETY. | 560 |
THE HEIR OF APPLEBITE. | 560 |
CHAPTER IX. | 560 |
FALSE ALARM. | 562 |
DOING THE STATE SOME SERVICE. | 562 |
THE GENTLEMAN’S OWN BOOK. | 562 |
TREMENDOUS FAILURE. | 564 |
A THOROUGH DRAUGHT. | 564 |
THE O’CONNELL PAPERS. | 564 |
LETTER I. | 565 |
SCENERY MOVED BY | 566 |
FIRST APPEARANCE OF THE | 566 |
A PAEAN FOR DAN. | 567 |
PUNCH’S PAEAN TO THE PRINCELET. | 567 |
HARD TO REMEMBER. | 568 |
THE CROPS. | 568 |
ELIGIBLE INVESTMENTS!—SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY!—UNRIVALLED BARGAINS! | 569 |
LOT I. | 569 |
LOT II. | 570 |
LOT III. | 570 |
LOT IV. | 570 |
LOT V. | 570 |
LOT VI. | 570 |
SIR PETER LAURIE ON HUMAN LIFE. | 570 |
THE PHYSIOLOGY OF THE LONDON MEDICAL STUDENT. | 574 |
HAEMATEMESIS. | 574 |
TRUE ECONOMY. | 576 |
THE LORD MAYOR’S FOOL. | 577 |
PUNCH’S CATECHISM OF GEOGRAPHY. | 577 |
CHAPTER I. | 578 |
SPARKS FROM THE FIRE. | 579 |
DISTRESS OF THE COUNTRY. | 579 |
THE DESTRUCTION OF THE ALDERMEN. | 582 |
A CHAPTER ON POLITICS. | 582 |
THE PRINCE’S EXTRA. | 583 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 584 |
THE MASONS AND THE STONE JUG. | 586 |
CONUNDRUM BY THE LORD MAYOR. | 586 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 586 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING NOVEMBER 20, 1841. | 586 |
A DOSE OF CASTOR. | 590 |
CUTTING AT THE ROOT OF THE EVIL. | 590 |
TO PUNCH. | 590 |
MY DEAR PUNCH, | 591 |
ASCITES. | 591 |
ALARMING PROSPECTS FOR THE COUNTRY. | 591 |
THE HEIR OF APPLEBITE. | 592 |
CHAPTER X. | 592 |
THE LAMBETH DEMOSTHENES. | 593 |
A LEGEND OF THE TOWER (NOT LONDON). | 594 |
IRISH INTELLIGENCE. | 596 |
TAKING A SIGHT AT THE FIRE. | 597 |
JOE HUME’S FORTHCOMING WORK. | 597 |
THE ROMANCE OF A TEACUP. | 598 |
FASHIONABLE INTELLIGENCE. | 599 |
THE UNKINDEST CUT OF ALL. | 600 |
A CELESTIAL CON. | 600 |
THE PRINCE OF WALES.—HIS FUTURE TIMES. | 600 |
PROPER PRECAUTION. | 603 |
THE PHYSIOLOGY OF THE LONDON MEDICAL STUDENT. | 604 |
(Copy.) | 604 |
CODE OF INSTRUCTIONS | 604 |
REGULARLY CALLED IN—AND BOWLED OUT. | 606 |
THE PRINCE OF WALES. | 607 |
A BARROWKNIGHT. | 608 |
MAGISTERIAL AXIOMS. | 608 |
THE ROYAL BULLETINS. | 608 |
DEVILLED DRUMSTICKS. | 608 |
BRANDY AND WATERFORD. (A GO!) | 608 |
THE WHEELS OF FORTUNE. | 609 |
SEEING NOTHING | 609 |
MORE FASHIONABLE INTELLIGENCE. | 609 |
CONS. WORTH CONNING. | 609 |
MORBID SYMPATHY FOR CRIMINALS. | 610 |
THE MALE DALILAH. | 610 |
A “PUNCH” TESTIMONIAL. | 611 |
THE RAPE OF THE LOCK-UP; | 612 |
BARBER-OUS ANNOUNCEMENT. | 615 |
A NEW MILKY WAY. | 615 |
OH GEMINI! | 616 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 616 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING NOVEMBER 27, 1841. | 616 |
THE “PUFF PAPERS.” | 619 |
THE STAR SYSTEM. | 623 |
THE LIMERICK MARES. | 623 |
MORE SKETCHES OF LONDON LIFE. | 623 |
ACTIVE BENEVOLENCE. | 624 |
PUNCH’S STOMACHOLOGY. | 625 |
FASHIONABLE INTELLIGENCE. | 626 |
FRENCH LIVING. | 627 |
HINTS ON POPPING THE QUESTION. | 627 |
THE ROMANCE OF A TEACUP. | 628 |
SONGS FOR THE SENTIMENTAL.—No. 11 | 630 |
KINGS AND CARPENTERS.—ROYAL AND VULGAR CONSPIRATORS. | 630 |
HIS TURN NOW. | 634 |
A FAMILIAR EPISTLE | 635 |
TO | 635 |
DEAR SIMON, | 636 |
VERSES | 639 |
CAUSE AND EFFECT. | 639 |
NEW ANNUALS AND REPUBLICATIONS. | 639 |
DISCOVERY OF VALUABLE JEWELS. | 640 |
SAYINGS & DOINGS IN THE ROYAL NURSERY. | 640 |
THE REWARD OF VIRTUE. | 640 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 641 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 647 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING DECEMBER 4, 1841. | 647 |
A CON-CERTED CON. | 648 |
RECONCILING A DIFFERENCE. | 648 |
OUR WEATHERCOCK. | 648 |
THE BANE AND ANTIDOTE. | 649 |
THE CORSAIR. | 649 |
THE “PUFF PAPERS.” | 650 |
CHAPTER I. | 650 |
THE KNATCHBULL TESTIMONIAL. | 654 |
MUSICAL NEWS (NOOSE). | 655 |
THE PHYSIOLOGY OF THE LONDON MEDICAL STUDENT. | 655 |
OUR CITY ARTICLE. | 658 |
CON. BY SIBTHORP AND STULTZ. | 659 |
THE ROMANCE OF A TEACUP. | 659 |
THE FETES FOR THE POLISH—AND FATE OF THE BRITISH POOR. | 665 |
THE FIRE AT THE ADELPHI THEATRE. | 668 |
THE CRIMES OF EATING. | 669 |
NOBODY CARES AND* | 670 |
HINTS HOW TO ENJOY AN OMNIBUS. | 670 |
PETER THE GREAT (FOOL?) | 671 |
THE WISE MAN OF THE EAST. | 671 |
POPISH RED-DRESS. | 672 |
A SPOON CASE. | 672 |
A DAB FOR LAURIE. | 673 |
SIBTHORPS CORNER. | 673 |
CUTTING IT RATHER SHORT. | 673 |
NATIONAL DISTRESS. | 674 |
LAURIE’S RAILLERY. | 674 |
A MEETING OF OLD ACQUAINTANCES. | 674 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 674 |
A PERFECT VACUUM PROVED. | 677 |
A CON BY O’CONNER. | 677 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 677 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING DECEMBER 11, 1841. | 677 |
SIGNS OF THE TIMES. | 680 |
THE “PUFF PAPERS.” | 680 |
CHAPTER II. | 680 |
DRAW IT GENTLY. | 683 |
FASHIONABLE MOVEMENTS. | 683 |
LINES ON MISS ADELAIDE KEMBLE. | 684 |
PUNCH’S LETTER-WRITER. | 684 |
CUPID’S BOW. | 685 |
CERTAINLY NOT “BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.” | 685 |
A SLIGHT CONTRAST! | 685 |
THE COUNTERFEIT PRESENTMENT OF | 685 |
ON SNUFF, AND THE DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING IT. | 686 |
BUFFOON’S NATURAL HISTORY. | 688 |
FASHIONS FOR DECEMBER. | 688 |
MON JOVIAL ANCIEN COQ. | 688 |
FASHIONABLE INTELLIGENCE. | 689 |
THE HIGH-ROAD TO GENTILITY; | 689 |
A NEW WINE. | 690 |
LOYALTY AND INSANITY. | 690 |
PUNCH’S INFORMATION FOR THE PEOPLE. | 694 |
ELEGANT PHRASES. | 696 |
PEN AND PALETTE PORTRAITS. | 697 |
CHAPTER I. | 698 |
WHAT IS LOVE? | 698 |
A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUNG LADIES. | 698 |
THE AUTHOR’S DIVISION OF HIS SYSTEM. | 699 |
WITNESS MY | 699 |
GRANT’S MEDITATIONS AMONG THE COFFEE-CUPS. | 699 |
THE MONEY MARKET. | 701 |
A DICTIONARY FOR THE LADIES. | 701 |
SOUP, A LA JULIEN. | 702 |
POLITICAL INTELLIGENCE. | 702 |
THE LATE PROMOTIONS. | 703 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 703 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 704 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING DECEMBER 18, 1841. | 704 |
A CON. THAT OUGHT TO HAVE BEEN THE COLONEL’S. | 707 |
THE “PUFF PAPERS.” | 707 |
CHAPTER III. | 707 |
A FATAL REMEMBRANCE. | 707 |
STARVATION STATISTICS FOR SIR ROBERT PEEL | 711 |
THE FASTEST MAN. | 712 |
SIBTHORPS CON. CORNER. | 712 |
THE COPPER CAPTAIN. | 712 |
PUNCHLIED. SONG FOR PUNCH DRINKERS. | 715 |
THE SCHOOL OF DESIGN AT HOOKAM-CUM-SNIVERY. | 716 |
QUEER QUERIES. | 717 |
IMPORTANT INTELLIGENCE. | 717 |
THE BROTH OF A BOY. | 717 |
THE “WEIGHT” OF ROYALTY.—THE SOCIAL “SCALE.” | 718 |
FASHIONS FOR THE MONTH. | 721 |
THE CHEROOT. | 721 |
BALLADS OF THE BRIEFLESS. | 722 |
A CUT BY SIR PETER. | 723 |
A CLIMAX BY “PUNCH.” | 724 |
ANNOUNCEMENT EXTRAORDINARY. | 724 |
TO THE LADIES EXCLUSIVELY. | 724 |
PEN AND PALETTE PORTRAITS. | 725 |
PORTRAIT OF THE LOVER. | 725 |
CHAPTER II. | 725 |
THE LOVER AT DIFFERENT AGES. | 726 |
A DEER BARGAIN. | 728 |
OUT OF SCHOOL. | 728 |
PUNCH’S LITERARY INTELLIGENCE. | 728 |
PUNCH’S THEATRE. | 729 |
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. | 731 |
FOR THE WEEK ENDING DECEMBER 25, 1841. | 731 |
COMMERCIAL PANIC.—RUMOURED STOPPAGE IN THE CITY. | 734 |
FASHIONABLE INTELLIGENCE. | 735 |
A LETTER FROM AN OLD FRIEND, | 735 |
THE SECRET SORROW. | 738 |
INDEX. | 739 |
END OF THE FIRST VOLUME. | 747 |