go-ahead principle, is simply that when common sense
triumphs universal in a nation, sycophantism dies,
and with it that pest of peoples, kingcraft!
So, with the most amiable intentions, does Solomon
set out for Washington, to have a first talk with
General Pierce: this talk he hopes will be a
prelude to putting straight the nationalities now
drifting on the rock of intrigue, without that safety-valve
which a people fully conscious of enjoying their rights
can give. And while thus employed, Smooth does
not forget that it is a well laid down rule that many
small Presidents may talk very large and yet cut very
ridiculous figures: hence his first talk with
Mr. Pierce, who is well known for general and very
respectable characteristics, may be productive of
great good to mankind in a mass. In New England
educated, (that land where niggers may be white men,
and white men too often turn niggers), loving universal
rights, peace to consolidate a nation’s good,
and keep down that martial spirit which is its cankering
curse—being tenacious of freedom in its
broadest acceptation, and commercial prosperity with
a general diffusion of its results, it is Mr. Smooth’s
candid opinion that ere another century rolls into
the page of time America will whip, feed, civilize,
and republicanize the great American continent.
Could this be done at an earlier period, so much the
better for mankind in general. Smooth was borne
out in this opinion from the fact that Europe had got
into a great fuzzle, the result of which was an equally
great fight. Kingdoms and empires had become
disordered, their craft was stranded; potentates were
turning their people into minions of slaughter.
Nicholas (modest god of all the Russias) thought his
murdering a few thousands an act most pious:
it was all for the sake of Christianity and a very
small holy rite! On the other hand, there was
Mister John Bull, so dogged at times, and yet so hard
to hold once his propensity for fighting somebody
was excited, hurling very unchristian lead and steel
into. Nicholas’s subtle-headed serfs.
But the thing most wondrous was, that Uncle John,
now foaming with the fever of war, had got Johnny
Crappo at his back instead of his belly—a
fact that would be recorded on the strangest page
of history. Strange fighting companions were
they; but as pig and dog do now and then become bed-fellows,
who can give too much expression to his surprise at
this strange Anglo-French combination? Let the
world say what it will with reference to our worthy
friend Uncle John fighting the battle of Mohamedanism—let
it lay at his door the grave charge of degrading himself
by seeking to make firm the rotten props of one of
the most debased governments that has stained the
history of the world with its crimes, John will humanely
acknowledge the charge while forwarding to Turkey
a copious edition of his “Society for Promoting
Christian Knowledge.”