side of the river, and as far from the port of entry
as it was possible to get, and reaching a point on
the banks where the cargo was to be discharged, while
the folks on shore were all nicely sleeping.
The Squire, of course, had said his prayers, or, as
it sometimes would happen—though it was
always accidental—had gone to Digby, for
the purpose of giving her Majesty’s Collector
a ride into the country. The Collector was always
an imported gentleman, who maintained a good deal
of imported dignity, which the Nova Scotians had to
‘tip’ out of him, ere he became a clever
fellow, according to their notion of such a being.
In addition to taking the Collector a short pleasure
trip into the country, the Squire had a nigger fellow,
of the name of Tom, who, as cunning as a fox, could
tell the Dash was coming, by something he always said
he saw was in the clouds. Tom lived on Pin Point,
where the Squire had his half-way warehouse, always
full of foreign goods, on which no one could tell how
much duty had been paid. This half-way warehouse,
which Tom called his, used to atone for a monstrous
quantity of sins. The Squire, however, declared
he had established it there, in the fulness of his
generosity, merely to accommodate his kind customers,
whose means of travelling did not enable them to reach
his trading marts at either extreme. But, when
customers called at Pin-Point to do a little trading
with the Squire, they generally found it closed, and
Old Tom offering his very best apology, by saying
it was where master only did his wholesale business.
This was accepted on the ground that the Squire and
Tom were very funny individuals. Well, we would
run to the Point at night, and Tom having everything
ready to move at the word, would shoot the Yankee
goods into the warehouse, where, in six hours, they
would be all transferred into real British growth
and manufacture. During this time the Squire
was nowhere; but Tom did things as if he knew how.
Indeed no sooner were the goods out than we made the
best of our way down the river again.
“Next morning, the sun about two hours up, you
would see the Dash away down the bay, as calm as moonlight,
just sighting Digby. Squire—totally
ignorant of Hornblower’s arrival—would
be putting on the longest face in the town of Annapolis,
going up and down the street quite disconsolate, and
climbing into the church steeple to see if he could
sight the Dash below. ‘Hornblower’s
gone this time!’ he would say, shaking his head,
’must be lost! must be lost! must be lost!’
And the Squire would tell about his horrid dream, seeing
Hornblower’s ghost smuggling a chest of tea (real
congou), and the Collector catching him on the spot.
’Hornblower’s tricky—he larnt
it of the Yankees—and I’m always
afraid he’ll get cotched smuggling little things
for himself. What a blessing it is to have a clear
conscience!’ he would say: the last sentence
referring to himself.
“But soon the knowing ones got an inkling of
the Squire’s secrets, and when he mentioned
the Dash in his prayers at morning, and walked the
wharf after breakfast, muttering his misgivings, she
was sure to arrive in the afternoon. There was
virtue in the Squire, but the citizens got the hang
of it so well, that whenever I arrived at town they
would say: ‘It’s only Hornblower’s
ghost.’