in search of him, the Spunk went after her, and, as
luck would have it, met her just inside of the treaty
line. The Spunk pretended to be shying—put
on the rags as if he was going to try legs with the
Devastation. Crowdin’ steam like all Jehu,
down the Devastation came, as if she were going to
smash the Spunk, and blow her to Daniel’s dungeon.
Bang! whang! boomed a gun or two, but seem’
how ther’ warn’t no iron fallin’
about, Pluck reckoned he’d keep her to it a time
longer, knowin’ in his soul that every mile
further he got the Devastation away from the Starlight,
so much the better for Splitwater and the mackerel.
It warn’t long, afore whir! ziz! ziz! came somethin’
what made a mighty splashin’, and looked savagarous,
square across her stern sheets. Pluck reckoned
how the Britisher had got his dander up, and about
cleverest thing would be to round to, seem’ how
the feller was wastin’ his shot, and sendin’
things what might save a body the trouble of puttin’
on a night-cap about bedtime. ‘Now,’
said Pluck, ’the Devastation feels kind a out
o’ sorts, and ’ll just knock the Spunk
into an apple dumplin’;’ but she didn’t!
Well, the skipper and his dandy officers came on board,
looking all so shined up, and vented their indignant
feelins’ by takin’ it all out in a shower
of cussin’ that would ’a made yer hair
stand on end straight. In a few minutes more,
a feller in a monkey jacket, a brass button on his
hat, and otherwise officially costumed, put on the
dignity of the quarter-deck, and out-talked the skipper.
’Now, why the devil didn’t you come to
when you saw our signal?’ says he, with a face
of daggers, and looking at Pluck as if he was goin’
to spring the main-mast with his teeth. ’Hand
up yer papers here—quick, bear a hand!
Take off yer hatches, too; you’ve been fishing
inside of the
line,’ he grumbled out,
as quickly as you’d overhaul a chain cable.
Pluck bore it like a philosopher, cool and quietly.
’No we hain’t nether, stranger; hain’t
hooked a fish for two days. Can’t ’commodate
us with a sup of fresh water, can ye? Wanted
to get a chance at the shore, but ain’t had one
for more nor three weeks; true! by Christopher Columbus,’
rejoined Uncle Pluck, puttin’ on the most innocent
face ye ever did see.
“‘We’ll talk about that by-and-by,’
says the Britisher. ’If you’d a cum
to, like a man, as you should, and not given us this
long chase after you, you might have had some claim
to our generosity. We are only carrying out Her
Majesty’s orders for the benefit of the Colonial
fisheries.’
“’Lord love yer soul, stranger! had I
but known that, ye wouldn’t a seen this salt-water
citizen about these diggings. Pluck had been hum,
helping Cousin Gethro to keep school—would!’
“’Never mind that. We don’t
want yer Yankee soft sauder! Bear a hand, get
your hatches off, and your papers up!’
“’Ye hain’t seen Uncle Caleb’s
craft—her name’s the Winking Weazel—as
ye come from down north, have ye?’ inquires Pluck,
giving the mate a side wink.