all the attention of the establishment, deprived him
of the opportunity of repairing to his banker’s
for the purpose of enlarging his deposit. Ordering
an attendant to bring in the treaties of 1812, he
added how sorry he was to give Madame Lacelooper, for
whom he entertained the highest regard, so much trouble.
Legations were peculiarly situated at times, he said.
In reply to an intimation from the gentleman in waiting,
he said, gentlemen of the diplomatic corps never paid
in piecemeal. Here Thomas would put an end to
the comedy by announcing the arrival of the ‘Minister
for Foreign Affairs,’ and politely bowing
out the retiring gentleman, who, you may well imagine,
maintained a reluctant gravity. There was no end
of these little diplomatic comediettas, while Bolt
honored the mission with his presence, ending in what
was long afterwards esteemed a capital joke, which,
though somewhat against my feelings, I will confidentially
relate. Bolt had named a certain day when all
his little affairs would positively be arranged, and
this dawned of a calm and sunny autumn morning, when
everything about the Legation seemed to repose in peace
and quietness—when wars and obdurate creditors
were forgotten, and we plumed ourselves on the happy
issue of several important international questions.
One very important member of the corps, however, seemed
to have something of great importance evolving in
his mind; this was the sagacious Thomas, who paced
the hall with more than ordinary superciliousness,
now and then arranging his livery in the mirror.
About eleven o’clock there came a great gathering
of serious-looking individuals at the hall door; among
them the quick eye of Thomas discovered the following
very respectable gentlemen, viz.:—Broadwood,
of the firm of Broadwood & Willow; Dole, the distinguished
wine merchant; Staple, the bootmaker; Madame Lacelooper’s
man of business; and Peppers, the jeweller. The
opening of the door was succeeded by a great rush.
Having expressed some surprise at their mistake in
calling so early, Thomas received his visitors with
his customary equanimity, and begged to remind them
that three o’clock was the hour appointed for
the interview between themselves and Mr. Bolt.
Here he threw a sly wink at Peppers, which that gentleman
rendered into an intimation to remain, while he politely
bowed the remainder out. ’Wonderful assurance,
these fellows have,’ said Thomas, turning to
Peppers, who began to think he was all right, ‘they
won’t learn etiquette.’ As he concluded
he turned to have a view through the side-light at
his friends outside, who hung contemplatively about
the door, then addressing the inside gentleman—’Peppers,
I think you said?’ he continued, working his
lips and smoothing his chin with the fingers of his
right hand. That gentleman bowed affirmatively
as Thomas advanced a few steps toward the parlor door,
and then hesitated, as if in a deep study. ’Peppers,
Peppers, Peppers!’ he accented somewhat curiously,
until the creditor had well nigh lost his patience
in suspense. ‘I beg your pardon, sir!’
(Thomas faced about with an entirely altered face),
but, may I, ah!—hem,—you see;
there is a small affair in the way, Mr. Peppers.
The truth is, Mr. Bolt has ceased his connection with
this establishment.’