lot, and might have known better! Mr. Bolt thought,
as he contemplated the sacred character of the mission.
I well remember how I laughed once, when Madame Lacelooper’s
man of business drove Mr. Secretary Bolt, as I thought,
into close quarters. Thomas, in order to somewhat
diversify his apologies, had three different times
satisfied this person by informing him that the gentlemen
of the Legation were in consultation with the Prime
Minister; but this time he was determined to see for
himself, and regardless of Thomas’ assurance
pushed his way into the presence of Mr. Bolt, who I
need scarcely add was extremely put out. ‘I
ask your honor’s pardon’ spoke the man;
‘you always come,’ petulantly interrupted
our hero, ’when we are in a uproar.’
The man replied with a bow, that it was the first
time he had gained an audience. He came from Madame
Lacelooper’s, and would be extremely glad if
Mr. Bolt could make it convenient to discharge that
little account, which had stood over for some time.
It was only two hundred and fourteen pounds, he said,
in reply to a question from Mr. Bolt, who encouragingly
took the missive from his hand. ‘Thank
you—thank you!’ the man continued,
evidently encouraged as our hero cast his eye over
the long list of items, so neatly carried out with
heavy numbers of pounds, shillings, and pence.
‘Rather heavy;’ sighed the astonished Secretary.
’I suppose you have orders for all these little
affairs?’ The man replied that he would have
them forthcoming if necessary—that Madame
Lacelooper’s was one of the most respectable
establishments. With a gracious bow, reaching
his hand for a book which the expectant gentleman mistook
for a bank-book, Mr. Bolt replied that it was on that
account he gave it his patronage. The gentleman
thanked him for the honor, and hoped he would continue
his favors. And while this little episode was
performing in the great parlour, Mr. Thomas was exercising
his skill in diplomacy at the door—informing
gentlemen that Mr. Bolt was engaged over important
State affairs, and politely bowing them out.’
“’Then Mr. Bolt having worked the gentleman’s
anxiety up to the highest pitch, would take up his
great gold pen, and on a piece of whitest paper, figure,
and figure, and figure, multiply and subtract, contort
his face and nervously frisk his fingers through his
curly black hair. It was all to no purpose, however
he could not twist the plaguy figures into a favorable
balance. In fact the balance, despite all his
diplomacy, would get on the wrong page. At length,
having exhausted patience and found language to adapt
himself to circumstances, with great blandness of
manner he would beg the gentleman, convey his compliments
to Madame Lacelooper, and say that her little matter
will be discharged at a future day. His balance,
he was surprised to find, did not enable him to meet
it today; and he further regretted that a very disagreeable
affair having sprung up between the Emperor of the
French and his government, requiring for a few days