Pierce had to say, and then make up our minds as to
whether it was entitled to the consideration of ‘this
important body.’ Monsieur Souley replied,
with great fervency, that it were better Pierce be
left entirely out of the question, and the Congress
proceed to deliberate on its own hook. A good
many dissenting voices here interposed; but the speaker,
very pertinaciously, said he had the floor, and was
prepared to discuss the question with any gentleman
(here he turned a meaning glance at Buck) disposed
to accept the challenge. The dread of a lengthy
speech brought gentlemen to their senses: rather
than endure it they agreed that Pierce should be left
entirely out. It was, now generally expected
that Monsieur Souley would sit down. No such intention
had he. Turning to me, he bowed, and said:
’Your Excellency will observe, that as the order
in which the many questions to come before this Congress
has not been produced, and the question of the acquisition
of Cuba to the United States being the most important
one in the schedule, I move that the order be suspended,
and that the discussion of that all-important subject
be commenced.’ Souley was inclined, I saw,
to absorb time very unprofitably. I was about
to pronounce him out of order, when there came a loud
knocking at the door, followed by a band attempting
to play a Dutch medley. The door was immediately
thrown open. Ten citizens, savage and hairy of
visage entered, to the consternation of the Congress
assembled. One of their number advanced, having
exchanged the countersign with Noggs; but he failed
to make himself understood until Monsieur Souley politely
tendered his aid, introducing him in succession to
every one present. They were, according to the
rendering of Monsieur, a deputation from the ’Very
ancient and honorable order of Red Republicans,’
who, having become aware of the many grand objects
for which our Congress was convened (as set forth
in the circular of the great Saunders), had appeared
before it to pray that their grievances might be duly
redressed and themselves reinstated in the government
of France. Monsieur Souley made a speech of more
than ordinary length on the subject, which he brought
to a close by calling upon the President (me) not to
permit this patriotic body of suffering men to depart
without an assurance that their case would receive
immediate attention. This I did in the very best
manner possible, adding that Hanz might treat them
to gin-slings all round. This done, Monsieur
politely bowed them into the street, the last bow
being his very best. The reader will by this
time have discovered that Monsieur Souley constituted
the Congress and Mr. Pierce thrown in.