That was why Smith, though a good shot, never hit anybody.  He never hit anybody because he was a good shot.  His mind was as clear of murder as his hands are of blood.  This, I say, is the only possible explanation of these facts and of all the other facts.  No one can possibly explain the Warden’s conduct except by believing the Warden’s story.  Even Dr. Pym, who is a very factory of ingenious theories, could find no other theory to cover the case.”

“There are promising per-spectives in hypnotism and dual personality,” said Dr. Cyrus Pym dreamily; “the science of criminology is in its infancy, and—­”

“Infancy!” cried Moon, jerking his red pencil in the air with a gesture of enlightenment; “why, that explains it!”

“I repeat,” proceeded Inglewood, “that neither Dr. Pym nor any one else can account on any other theory but ours for the Warden’s signature, for the shots missed and the witnesses missing.”

The little Yankee had slipped to his feet with some return of a cock-fighting coolness.  “The defence,” he said, “omits a coldly colossal fact.  They say we produce none of the actual victims.  Wal, here is one victim—­England’s celebrated and stricken Warner.  I reckon he is pretty well produced.  And they suggest that all the outrages were followed by reconciliation.  Wal, there’s no flies on England’s Warner; and he isn’t reconciliated much.”

“My learned friend,” said Moon, getting elaborately to his feet, “must remember that the science of shooting Dr. Warner is in its infancy.  Dr. Warner would strike the idlest eye as one specially difficult to startle into any recognition of the glory of God.  We admit that our client, in this one instance, failed, and that the operation was not successful.  But I am empowered to offer, on behalf of my client, a proposal for operating on Dr. Warner again, at his earliest convenience, and without further fees.”

“’Ang it all, Michael,” cried Gould, quite serious for the first time in his life, “you might give us a bit of bally sense for a chinge.”

“What was Dr. Warner talking about just before the first shot?” asked Moon sharply.

“The creature,” said Dr. Warner superciliously, “asked me, with characteristic rationality, whether it was my birthday.”

“And you answered, with characteristic swank,” cried Moon, shooting out a long lean finger, as rigid and arresting as the pistol of Smith, “that you didn’t keep your birthday.”

“Something like that,” assented the doctor.

“Then,” continued Moon, “he asked you why not, and you said it was because you didn’t see that birth was anything to rejoice over.  Agreed?  Now is there any one who doubts that our tale is true?”

There was a cold crash of stillness in the room; and Moon said, “Pax populi vox Dei; it is the silence of the people that is the voice of God.  Or in Dr. Pym’s more civilized language, it is up to him to open the next charge.  On this we claim an acquittal.”