“Suppose again,” said I, “that going another day to see the girl, I found her poring over a pile of books—all new books—just given her by this same arrogant interloper.” Perry was silent, but when I paused and looked at him, I saw in his face that I was arguing along the right line. “Then the question arises, what shall I do?”
Perry nodded.
“What would you do?” he said. “That’s it exact.”
“I’d meet him at his own game,” I answered.
“With what?” he asked.
“With what?” I repeated.
There was the rub! With what? I sat with my head clasped between my hands trying to answer him.
“With what?” I repeated, after a long silence.
“S’posin’ I got her a wreath.” Perry offered the suggestion, and in his enthusiasm he forgot that in our premise I was the person concerned; but I was not loath to let him take on himself the burden of our perplexity.
“Is she dead?” I asked.
“I needn’t get one of that kind,” he solemnly replied. “Somethin’ in autumn leaves ought to be nice.”
“You might do better.”
“A hand-paintin’, then,” he ventured timidly.
I smiled on this with more approval.
“They have some be-yutiful ones at Hopedale,” he said with more heart. “The last time I was down I was lookin’ at ’em. They’ve fine gold frames and——”
“Why send her a picture of a tree when the finest oak in the valley is at her door?” I protested. “Why send her a picture of a slate-colored cow when a herd of Durhams pastures every day right under her eye?”
“That’s true,” Perry answered. “Hand-paintin’s is meant for city folks. But what can a fellow get? A statue!” His eyes brightened. “That’s just the thing—a statue of Washington or Lincoln or General Grant—how’s that for an idee, Mark?”
“Excellent, if you are trying to make an impression on her uncle,” I answered.
Perry shook his hands despairingly.
“You have come to a poor person at such business, Perry,” said I. “What little I know of courting I have from books, and it seems to me that the usual thing is flowers—violets—roses.”
My friend straightened up in his chair and gazed at me very long and hard. From me his eyes wandered to the calendar that hung behind my desk.
“November—November,” he muttered. “A touch of snow too—and violets and roses.”
He leaned toward me fiercely. “Violets come in May,” he said. “This here is a matter of weeks.”
“I’m serious, Perry,” said I. “Books are the thing, and flowers; not wreaths and statues and paintings. You must send something that carries some sentiment with it.”
He saw that I was in earnest, and his countenance became brighter.
“Geraniums,” he muttered; thumping the table. “I’ll get Mrs. Arker to let me have one of them window-plants of hers, and I’ll put it in a new tomato-can and paint it. How’s that for a starter?”