they set out a little before midnight for the parish
churchyard, distant about a mile and a half from her
residence, to execute her determination. On
arriving at the churchyard her companion, whose courage
was not so notable, appalled by the gloomy prospect
before her, refused to enter among the habitations
of the dead. She, however, agreed to remain at
the gate till her friend’s business was accomplished.
This circumstance, however, did not stagger the wife’s
resolution. She, with the greatest coolness
and intrepidity, proceeded towards what she supposed
an old grave, took down her spade, and commenced her
operations. After a good deal of toil she arrived
at the object of her labour. Raising the first
head, or rather skull, that came in her way, she was
about to make it her own property, when a hollow,
wild, sepulchral voice exclaimed, “That is my
head; let it alone!” Not wishing to dispute
the claimant’s title to this head, and supposing
she could be otherwise provided, she very good-naturedly
returned it and took up another. “That
is my father’s head,” bellowed the same
voice. Wishing, if possible, to avoid disputes,
the wife of Camp-del-more took up another head, when
the same voice instantly started a claim to it as
his grandfather’s head. “Well,”
replied the wife, nettled at her disappointments,
“although it were your grandmother’s head,
you shan’t get it till I am done with it.”
“What do you say, you limmer?” says the
ghost, starting up in his awry habiliments.
“What do you say, you limmer?” repeated
he in a great rage. “By the great oath,
you had better leave my grandfather’s head.”
Upon matters coming this length, the wily wife of
Camp-del-more thought it proper to assume a more conciliatory
aspect. Telling the claimant the whole particulars
of the predicament in which she was placed, she promised
faithfully that if his honour would only allow her
to carry off his grandfather’s skull or head
in a peaceable manner, she would restore it again
when done with. Here, after some communing, they
came to an understanding; and she was allowed to take
the head along with her, on condition that she should
restore it before cock-crowing, under the heaviest
penalties.
On coming out of the churchyard and looking for her
companion, she had the mortification to find her “without
a mouthful of breath in her body”; for, on hearing
the dispute between her friend and the guardian of
the grave, and suspecting much that she was likely
to share the unpleasant punishments with which he
threatened her friend, at the bare recital of them
she fell down in a faint, from which it was no easy
matter to recover her. This proved no small
inconvenience to Camp-del-more’s wife, as there
were not above two hours to elapse ere she had to return
the head according to the terms of her agreement.
Taking her friend upon her back, she carried her
up a steep acclivity to the nearest adjoining house,
where she left her for the night; then repaired home
with the utmost speed, made dead bree of the
head ere the appointed time had expired, restored
the skull to its guardian, and placed the grave in
its former condition. It is needless to add
that, as a reward for her exemplary courage, the “bree”
had its desired effect. The cattle speedily
recovered, and, so long as she retained any of it,
all sorts of diseases were of short duration.