The Sergeants shout, the General storms;
All round one sees and hears
The trying on of uniforms,
The clank of swords and spears.
The Fox pretended, by and by,
To be deaf, dumb and lame;
But Jacko, with a placard “Spy,”
Quite spoilt his little game.
Field Marshal Hippo shouted out,
“Arrest him on the spot!”
If he had not escaped, no doubt
He’d promptly have been shot.
[Illustration: A spy in Camp]
Preparing for the Fray.
Preparing for the coming fray,
The Camp was busy night and day;
The Rhino had his horn re-ground,
Because it had got blunt he found.
The Elephant had his tusks, too,
Re-sharpened till they looked like new;
In fact, the Ape’s new grindstone strong
Was working nearly all day long.
All day the Camp was never still—
With marching to and fro, and drill;
And quite right too, since it appears
They hadn’t been to war for years.
The oldest there had never known
Such preparations to be shown;
Indeed, they’d never had, somehow,
A great Rebellion until now.
[Illustration: Preparing for the fray]
Next day took place the Grand Review,
Before His Majesty,
The troops marched past in order true—
A splendid sight to see.
The speech he made filled all with pride,
As brave as brave could be:
“For Country and for King,” he cried,
“On, on to victory!”
The Advance Guard.
Then marched they forth unto the fray
A battle fierce took place next day;
I’m told it was a fearful fight,
That lasted quite from morn till night.
Through hail of shot and rain of lead,
His Rebel band the Tiger led;
And found that when the fight was done
A brilliant victory was won.
In vain King Leo’s gallant band
(The Prince of Tails was in command)
Essayed the Rebel force to beat—
The effort ended in defeat.
Their cocoa-nuts, with deadly aim,
The Monkeys threw, but all the same;
Though Jumbo streams of water poured,
The enemy a victory scored.
[Illustration: The first encounter with the enemy]
The Elephant Wounded.
Alas! for he so bravely fought,
Poor Jumbo wounded lay;
The ambulance they quickly brought
To where he fell that day.
“To Hospital this instant!” cried
The Surgeon in command;
“Don’t let them say he would have died
If we’d not been at hand!”
“But, wait,” he said, “till I with
care
Have quite examined him!”
He probed him here, and probed him there,
And tested every limb.
“It’s but a nervous shock!” he said,
“Since he’s so large and fat;
You can’t take him, and so, instead,
You’d better take his hat!”