“Is it true, Ben, is it true? the lad isn’t a thief, the lad isn’t a murderer? Oh, God! Burke, tell me the truth!
“Blockhead!” was the courteous reply, “what, not believe your own son? Why, neighbour Acton, look at the boy: would that frank-faced, open-hearted fellow do worse, think you, than Black Burke? And would I, bad as I be, turn the bloody villain to take a man’s life? No, neighbour; Ben kills game, not keepers: he sets his wire for a hare, but wouldn’t go to pick a dead man’s pocket. All that’s wrong in me, mun, the game-laws put there; but I’m neither burglar, murderer, highwayman—no, nor a mean, sneaking thief; however the quality may think so, and even wish to drive me to it. Neither, being as I be no rogue, could I bear to live a fool; but I should be one, neighbour, and dub myself one too, if I didn’t stoop to pick up money that a madman flings away.”
“Madman? pick up money? tell us how it was, Ben,” interposed female curiosity.
“Well, neighbours, listen: I was a-setting my night-lines round Pike Island yonder, more nor a fortnight back; it was a dark night and a mizzling, or morning rather, ’twixt three and four; by the same token, I’d caught a power of eels. All at once, while I was fixing a trimmer, a punt came quietly up: as for me, Roger, you know I always wades it through the muddy shallow: well, I listens, and a chap creeps ashore—a mad chap, with never a tile to his head, nor a sole to his feet—and when I sings out to ax him his business, the lunatic sprung at me like a tiger: I didn’t wish to hurt a little weak wretch like him, specially being past all sense, poor nat’ral! so I shook him off at once, and held him straight out in this here wice.” [Ben’s grasp could have cracked any cocoa-nut.] “He trembled like a wicked thing; and when I peered close into his face, blow me but I thought I’d hooked a white devil—no one ever see such a face: it was horrible too look at. ’What are you arter, mun?’ says I; ‘burying a dead babby?’ says I. ’Give us hold here—I’m bless’d if I don’t see though what you’ve got buckled up there.’ With that, the little white fool—it’s sartin he was mad—all on a sudden flings at my head a precious hard bundle, gives a horrid howl, jumps into the punt, and off again, afore I could wink twice. My head a’n’t a soft un, I suppose; but when a lunatic chap hurls at it with all his might a barrow-load of crockery at once, it’s little wonder that my right eye flinched a minute, and that my right hand rubbed my right eye; and so he freed himself, and got clear off. Rum start this, thinks I: but any how he’s flung away a summut, and means to give it me: what can it be? thinks I. Well, neighbours, if I didn’t know the chap was mad afore, I was sartain of it now; what do you think of a grown man—little enough, truly, but out of long coats too—sneaking by night to Pike Island, to count out a little lot of silver, and to guzzle twelve gallipots o’ honey? There it was, all hashed up in an old shawl,