venality; the man behind the counter at the cigar store
reads me part of a letter just come from his son,
telling how he advanced over a pile of dead Germans
and one of them grunted and turned under his
feet-they (the English alone) are spending $25,000,000
a day to keep this march going over dead Germans; then
comes a telegram predicting blue ruin for American
importers and a cheerless Christmas for American
children if a cargo of German toys be not quickly
released at Rotterdam, and I dimly recall the benevolent
unction with which American children last Christmas
sent a shipload of toys to this side of the world—many
of them for German children—to the
tune of “God bless us all”—do
you wonder we often have to pinch ourselves to
find out if we are we; and what year of the Lord
is it? What is the vital thing—the
killing of fifty people last night by a Zeppelin
within sight of St. Paul’s on one side
and of Westminster Abbey on the other, or is it making
representations to Sir Edward Grey, who has hardly
slept for a week because his despatches from
Sofia, Athens, Belgrade, and Salonika come at
all hours, each possibly reporting on which side a
new government may throw its army—to
decide perhaps the fate of the canal leading
to Asia, the vast British Asiatic empire at stake—is
it making representations to Sir Edward while
his mind is thus occupied, that it is of the
greatest importance to the United States Government
that a particular German who is somewhere in this
Kingdom shall be permitted to go to the United
States because he knows how to dye sealskins
and our sealskins are yet undyed and the winter
is coming? There will be no new sealskins here,
for every man and woman must give half his income
to keep the cigarman’s son marching over
dead Germans, some of whom grunt and turn under his
feet. Dumba is at Falmouth to-day and gets
just two lines in the newspapers. Nothing
and nobody gets three lines unless he or it in some
way furthers the war. Every morning the Washington
despatches say that Mr. Lansing is about to send
a long note to England. England won’t
read it till there comes a lull in the fighting or
in the breathless diplomatic struggle with the
Balkans. London and the Government are now
in much the same mood that Washington and Lincoln’s
administration were in after Lee had crossed the Potomac
on his way to Gettysburg. Northcliffe, the
Lord of Yellow Journals, but an uncommonly brilliant
fellow, has taken to his bed from sheer nervous
worry. “The revelations that are imminent,”
says he, “will shake the world—the
incompetence of the Government, the losses along
the Dardanelles, the throwing away of British chances
in the Balkans, perhaps the actual defeat of
the Allies.” I regard Lord Northcliffe
less as an entity than as a symptom. But he is
always very friendly to us and he knows the United
States better than any Englishman that I know
except Bryce. He and Bryce are both much concerned
about our Note’s coming just “at this most