lethal weapon the better to impress his audience before he fired, but have not noticed that the iron buckshot tripped merrily out of the rusty barrel since no wad held it in place; and finally, when the fire-piece belched forth flames and ear-breaking noise at a distance of a man’s body from the recruit’s person, they have seen, and with them thousands of others, that no harm came.  It is astounding, miraculous, but it is true; henceforth, the Boxer is officially invulnerable and must remain so as long as the ground is parched.  That is what our Chinese reports say.

There are myriads of men already in camp and myriads more speeding on their way to this Chochou camp of camps, while in village and hamlet local committees of public safety against the accursed foreigner and all his works are being quite naturally evolved, and red cloth—­that sign manual of revolt—­is already at a premium.  The whole-province of Chihli is shaking; North China will soon be in flames; any one with half a nose can smell rebellion in the air....

This is one side of the picture, the side which friendly Chinese are painting for us.  Yet when you glance at the eleven Legations, placidly living their own little lives, you will see them cynically listening to these old women’s tales, while at heart they secretly wonder what political capital each of them can separately make out of the whole business, so that their governments may know that Peking has clever diplomats.  Clever diplomats!  There have been no clever diplomats in Peking since G——­ of the French Legation took his departure, and that purring Slav P——­ went to Seoul.

Of course Peking is safe, that goes without saying; but merely because there are foolish women and children, some nondescripts, and a good many missionaries, we will order a few guards.  This, at least, has just been decided by the Council of Ministers—­a rather foolish council, without backbone, excepting one man.  All the afternoon everybody was occupied in telegraphing the orders and reports of the day, and these actions are now beyond recall.

Guards have been ordered from the ships lying out at the Taku bar.  The guards will soon be here, and when they have come the movement will cease.  Thus have the eleven Legations spoken, each telegraphing a different tale to its government, and each more than annoyed by this joint action.  Incidentally each one is secretly wondering what is going to happen, and whether there is really any danger.

It has been directly telegraphed from London by Her Majesty’s Secretary of Foreign Affairs, Lord Salisbury, so gossip says, that as quite enough has been heard of this Boxer business it must cease at once.  Is not the South African War still proceeding, and has England not enough troubles without this additional one?  It is almost pathetic, this peremptory order from a vacillating Foreign Office that never knows its own mind—­this Canute-like bidding of the angry waves of human men to stand still at once and be no more heard of.  People in Europe will never quite understand the East, for the East is ruled by things which are impossible in a temperate climate.