in the yard, had often put their noses into it, I concluded
it was put down for
their food, not
mine,
till I saw a dirty girl patting it up into round balls,
and two children, the eldest of them not above three
years old, slavering in and playing with it, one of
whom,
to lose no time, was performing
an
office that none could
do for her.
I asked the maid what she was about, and what it was
she was so preparing? for I began to think I had been
mistaken, till she told me it was spinnage;—not
for me, I hope, said I,—’
oui, pour
vous et le monde.’ I then forbad her
bringing any to my table, and putting the little girl
off her center, by an angry push, made her almost
as dirty as the spinnage; and I could perceive her
mother, the hostess, and some French travellers who
were near, looked upon me as a brute, for
disturbing
la pauvre enfant; nevertheless, with my
entree
came up a dish of this
delicate spinnage, with
which I made the girl a very pretty
Chapeau Anglois,
for I turned it, dish and all, upon her head; this
set the house in such an uproar, that, if there had
not come in an old gentleman like
Bourgeois
of
Paris, at that instant, I verily believe
I should have been turned out; but he engaged warmly
in my defence, and insisted upon it that I had treated
the girl just as he would have done, had she brought
such a dirty dish to him after being cautioned not
to do so; nor should I have got any supper, had I not
prevailed on this good-natured man, who never eat any,
to order a supper for himself, and transfer it to
me. He was a native of
Lyons, and had
been, for the first time after thirty years absence,
to visit his relations there. My entertainment
at this house,
outward-bound, was half a second-hand
roasted turkey, or, what the sailors call a
twice-laid
dish,
i.e. one which is
done over a second
time.
I know the French in general will not like to see
this dirty charge, brought even against an aubergiste,
and much less to hear it said, that this disregard
to cleanliness is almost general in the public inns;
but truth justifies it, and I hope the publication
may amend it.
A modern French anonymous traveller, who I conclude
by the company he kept in England, is a man of fashion,
gives in general a just account of the English nation,
their customs and manners; and acknowledges, in handsome
terms, the manner he was received by some of the first
families in England. He owns, however, he does
not understand English, yet he has the temerity to
say, that Gulliver’s travels are the chef
d’oeuvre of Dean Swift; but observes,
that those travels are greatly improved by passing
through the hands of Desfontaines.—This
gentleman must excuse me in saying, that Desfontaines
neither understood English, nor Dean Swift,
better than he does. He also concludes his first