“Ah, Reub, Ben, and Will,” she said, “when will you be such good boys as Patsy and Geny? You can’t say the Lord’s Prayer yet.”
“I can tell,” said Reub, blushing, “more than Pat can. I know how old Mathusalem was, who was the wife of Abraham, and who was the mother of Solomon, and the wife of Putiphar.”
“I don’t know how to say so many prayers,” said Ben, contemptuously; “but I can tell how many cents in ten dollars, how many states in the Union, and how large England is.”
“I can sing a hymn,” said Will, “which I heard in the choir in the Methodist meeting house when I went there with cousin.”
“Let us hear you, Will,” said his mother.
“Mother, I have only a little of it,” said Will.
“Say all you remember,” said she, “and sing it.”
“The ladies first said, ma,” said he, commencing,—
‘O for a man—O for a man—O for a mansion in the skies.’
“The men answered,—
’Send down sal—send
down sal—
Send down salvation
to our souls.’”
At this specimen of ludicrous poetical composition the mother burst out a-laughing, in which she was joined by the two arch Irish lads; and Will, discouraged, blushed and stopped.
“I would rather not have any prayer than have that foolish hymn,” said Ben. “O Will! O, you goose!”
“Silence, boys!” said Mrs. Prying. “Pat and Eugene, can you not sing? Come, let us hear how you can sing. Commence. Don’t be ashamed.”
“Will we sing, ma’am, what the Christian brothers taught us?”
“Yes, Pat, any thing; don’t be shy,” said the lady. The lads began thus, with joined hands and uplifted eyes:—