Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 720 pages of information about Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour.

Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 720 pages of information about Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour.

The style was perhaps better than the repast:  still they had turtle-soup (Shell and Tortoise, to be sure, but still turtle-soup); while the wines were supplied by the well-known firm of ‘Wintle & Co.’  Jawleyford sank where he got it, and pretended that it had been ‘ages’ in his cellar:  ’he really had such a stock that he thought he should never get through it’—­to wit, two dozen old port at 36_s._ a dozen, and one dozen at 48_s._; two dozen pale sherry at 36_s._, and one dozen brown ditto at 48_s._; three bottles of Bucellas, of the ‘finest quality imported,’ at 38_s._ a dozen; Lisbon ‘rich and dry,’ at 32_s._; and some marvellous creaming champagne at 48_s._, in which they were indulging when he made the declaration:  ’don’t wait of me, my dear Mr. Sponge!’ exclaimed Jawleyford, holding up a long needle-case of a glass with the Jawleyford crests emblazoned about; ’don’t wait of me, pray,’ repeated he, as Spigot finished dribbling the froth into Sponge’s glass; and Jawleyford, with a flourishing bow and waive of his empty needle-case, drank Mr. Sponge’s very good health, adding, ’I’m extremely happy to see you at Jawleyford Court.’

It was then Jawleyford’s turn to have a little froth; and having sucked it up with the air of a man drinking nectar, he set down his glass with a shake of the head, saying: 

‘There’s no such wine as that to be got now-a-days.’

‘Capital wine!—­Excellent!’ exclaimed Sponge, who was a better judge of ale than of champagne.  ‘Pray, where might you get it?’

‘Impossible to say!—­Impossible to say!’ replied Jawleyford, throwing up his hands with a shake, and shrugging his shoulders.  ’I have such a stock of wine as is really quite ridiculous.’

Quite ridiculous,’ thought Spigot, who, by the aid of a false key, had been through the cellar.

Except the ‘Shell and Tortoise’ and ‘Wintle,’ the estate supplied the repast.  The carp was out of the home-pond; the tench, or whatever it was, was out of the mill-pond; the mutton was from the farm; the carrot-and-turnip-and-beet-bedaubed stewed beef was from ditto; while the garden supplied the vegetables that luxuriated in the massive silver side-dishes.  Watson’s gun furnished the old hare and partridges that opened the ball of the second course; and tarts, jellies, preserves, and custards made their usual appearances.  Some first-growth Chateaux Margaux ‘Wintle,’ again at 66_s._, in very richly cut decanters accompanied the old 36_s._ port; and apples, pears, nuts, figs, preserved fruits, occupied the splendid green-and-gold dessert set.  Everything, of course, was handed about—­an ingenious way of tormenting a person that has ‘dined.’  The ladies sat long, Mrs. Jawleyford taking three glasses of port (when she could get it); and it was a quarter to eight when they rose from the table.

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