nice ’un. Lord Bullfrog’s man was
a ridin’ of him, and he kept him outside the
crowd, showin’ off his pints, and passin’
him backwards and forwards under people’s noses,
to ’tract the notish of the nobs—parsecutin,
what I call—and I see’d Mr. Sponge
struck—I’ve known Mr. Sponge many
years, and a ’ticklar nice gent he is—well,
Mr. Sponge pulled hup, and said to the grum, “Who’s
o’ that oss?” “My Lor’ Bullfrog’s,
sir,” said the man. “He’s a
deuced nice ’un,” observed Mr. Sponge,
thinkin’, as he was a lord’s, he might
praise ’im, seein’, in all probability,
he weren’t for sale. “He is
that,”
said the grum, patting him on the neck, as though
he were special fond on him. “Is my lord
out?” asked Mr. Sponge. “No, sir;
he’s not come down yet,” replied the man,
“nor do I know when he will come. He’s
been down at Bath for some time ‘sociatin’
with the aldermen o’ Bristol and has thrown up
a vast o’ bad flesh—two stun’
sin’ last season—and he’s afeared
this oss won’t be able to carry ’im, and
so he writ to me to take ’im out to-day, to show
’im.” “He’d carry
me,
I think,” said Mr. Sponge, making hup his mind
on the moment, jist as he makes hup his mind to ride
at a fence—not that I think it’s
a good plan for a gent to show that he’s sweet
on an oss, for they’re sure to make him pay
for it. Howsomever, that’s nouther here
nor there. Well, jist as Mr. Sponge said this,
Sir Richard driv’ hup, and havin’ got
his oss, away we trotted to the goss jist below, and
the next thing I see’d was Mr. Sponge leadin’
the ’ole field on this werry nag. Well,
I heard no more till I got to Melton, for I didn’t
go to my haunt’s at Mount Sorrel that night,
and I saw little of the run, for my oss was rather
puffy, livin’ principally on chaff, bran mashes,
swedes, and soft food; and when I got to Melton, I
heard ’ow Mr. Sponge had bought this oss,’
Mr. Buckram nodding his head at the horse as he spoke,
’and ’ow that he’d given the matter
o’ two ’under’d—or I’m
not sure it weren’t two ’under’d-and-fifty
guineas for ‘im, and—’
‘Well,’ interrupted Mr. Waffles, tired
of his verbosity, ’and what did they say about
the horse?’
‘Why,’ continued Mr. Buckram, thoughtfully,
propping his chin up with his stick, and drawing all
the half-crowns up to the top of his pocket again,
’the fust ‘spicious thing I heard was Sir
Digby Snaffle’s grum, Sam, sayin’ to Captain
Screwley’s bat-man grum, jist afore the George
Inn door,—
’"Well, Jack, Tommy’s sold the brown oss!”
‘"N—O—O—R!”
exclaimed Jack, starin’ ’is eyes out,
as if it were unpossible.
’"He ’as though,” said Sam.
’"Well, then, I ‘ope the gemman’s
fond o’ walkin’,” exclaimed Jack,
bustin’ out a laughin’ and runnin’
on.
‘This rayther set me a thinkin’,’
continued Mr. Buckram, dropping a second half-crown,
which jinked against the nest-egg one left at the bottom,
’and fearin’ that Mr. Sponge had fallen
’mong the Philistines—which I was
werry concerned about, for he’s a real nice
gent, but thoughtless, as many young gents are who
’ave plenty of tin—I made it my business
to inquire ’bout this oss; and if he is
the oss that I saw in Leicestersheer, and I ’ave
little doubt about it (dropping two consecutive half-crowns
as he spoke), though I’ve not seen him out,
I—’