Having dressed and sufficiently described our hero to enable our readers to form a general idea of the man, we have now to request them to return to the day of our introduction.  Mr. Sponge had gone along Oxford Street at a somewhat improved pace to his usual wont—­had paused for a shorter period in the ‘’bus’ perplexed ‘Circus,’ and pulled up seldomer than usual between the Circus and the limits of his stroll.  Behold him now at the Edgeware Road end, eyeing the ’buses with a wanting-a-ride like air, instead of the contemptuous sneer he generally adopts towards those uncouth productions.  Red, green blue, drab, cinnamon-colour, passed and crossed, and jostled, and stopped, and blocked, and the cads telegraphed, and winked, and nodded, and smiled, and slanged, but Mr. Sponge regarded them not.  He had a sort of ‘’bus’ panorama in his head, knew the run of them all, whence they started, where they stopped, where they watered, where they changed, and, wonderful to relate, had never been entrapped into a sixpenny fare when he meant to take a threepenny one.  In cab and ‘’bus’ geography there is not a more learned man in London.

Mark him as he stands at the corner.  He sees what he wants, it’s the chequered one with the red and blue wheels that the Bayswater ones have got between them, and that the St. John’s Wood and two Western Railway ones are trying to get into trouble by crossing.  What a row! how the ruffians whip, and stamp, and storm, and all but pick each other’s horses’ teeth with their poles, how the cads gesticulate, and the passengers imprecate! now the bonnets are out of the windows, and the row increases.  Six coachmen cutting and storming, six cads sawing the air, sixteen ladies in flowers screaming, six-and-twenty sturdy passengers swearing they will ’fine them all,’ and Mr. Sponge is the only cool person in the scene.  He doesn’t rush into the throng and ‘jump in,’ for fear the ’bus should extricate itself and drive on without him; he doesn’t make confusion worse confounded by intimating his behest; he doesn’t soil his bright boots by stepping off the kerb-stone; but, quietly waiting the evaporation of the steam, and the disentanglement of the vehicles, by the smallest possible sign in the world, given at the opportune moment, and a steady adhesion to the flags, the ’bus is obliged either to ‘come to,’ or lose the fare, and he steps quietly in, and squeezes along to the far end, as though intent on going the whole hog of the journey.

Away they rumble up the Edgeware Road; the gradual emergence from the brick and mortar of London being marked as well by the telling out of passengers as by the increasing distances between the houses.  First, it is all close huddle with both.  Austere iron railings guard the subterranean kitchen areas, and austere looks indicate a desire on the part of the passengers to guard their own pockets; gradually little gardens usurp the places of the cramped areas, and, with their humanizing appearance, softer looks assume the place of frowning anti swell-mob ones.